Sign of the times - funnies * Remember this is a family friendly forum and inappropriate postings will be removed without warning.

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Christy]

[Peter Miller]

[Nigel Grant 1]

The Duck shooting season opens here in NZ tomorrow - this would turn the table on the hunters - 

[Brian Cooper]

[Eric Robson]

Good job they got rid of guards vans, it would have been crowded at the back of the train. 

[Basil]

17 hours ago, Peter Christy said:

I refuse to use these self service tills, mainly due to the fact that you are doing someone out of a job. They will have us stacking the shelves next.

Bas

[Brian Cooper]

"So, our nuclear test was successful !!”

"No, Sir, Britain's roads have looked like that for years."

 

[Shaun Walsh]

36 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

"So, our nuclear test was successful !!”

"No, Sir, Britain's roads have looked like that for years."

 

If it was a Cambodian nuclear attack I guess they would be Pol Pot holes.

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

[Brian Cooper]

[PatMc]

I think she would have gone for Steak Diane. 🤔

[Brian Cooper]

[Bruce Collinson]

Have we had the one with the Yorkshireman and the monumental mason, “Lord, she were thine?”

 

BTC

[Eric Robson]

[Brian Cooper]

I asked the missus what she wanted for her upcoming birthday. 

"Ohhh, get me something which will do 0 to 60 in under three seconds", she said.

So I bought her a set of bathroom scales. 

 

[Mr Fro]

6 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

I asked the missus what she wanted for her upcoming birthday. 

"Ohhh, get me something which will do 0 to 60 in under three seconds", she said.

So I bought her a set of bathroom scales. 

 

We were talking about holidays at the weekend. She said "I want to go somewhere I've never been before".

 

I said "Try the kitchen".

[Shaun Walsh]

20 minutes ago, Mr Fro said:

We were talking about holidays at the weekend. She said "I want to go somewhere I've never been before".

 

I said "Try the kitchen".

Which hospital ward are you in, I'll send flowers!

[Peter Miller]

Probably will need a wreath!!!

[Eric Robson]

My wife said she wanted more space so I locked her out in the garden. 

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

4 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

That's not so much funny, as a current fact of life !

Whatever happened to the "real World" ?