john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 It's true John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plummet Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 After a long hard day a southerner, a lancastrian and a yorkshireman go into the pub. They get their beer and go to a table, put their pints onto it and sit down. Three flies buzz over and they each land in a different pint glass. The southerner looks disgusted and pushes his pint away. The lancastrian looks amazed at the southerner, dips a finger into his pint, hoists out the fly, flicks it across the room and takes a good swig at his beer. The yorkshireman tut-tuts, and very carefully and gently lift the fly from his pint and holds it above the glass.. He leans down towards the fly, and in a loud commanding voice says... . . . . . "Spit it out!" Plummet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hopkin Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 Take the test **LINK** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hopkin Posted February 26, 2015 Share Posted February 26, 2015 I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: 'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference. He said: 'Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin lane Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I knew a dyslexic Yorkshireman used to walk round wearing a catflap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Posted by Dave Hopkin on 26/02/2015 23:20:42: Take the test **LINK** Surprisingly accurate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Cotsford Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Posted by Dave Hopkin on 26/02/2015 23:20:42: Take the test **LINK** 70% (Hull) - being a Brummy I'm not sure how to take that but as a compliment will do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Posted by Martin Harris on 27/02/2015 01:16:58: Posted by Dave Hopkin on 26/02/2015 23:20:42: Take the test **LINK** Surprisingly accurate! 30 miles East. Not bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolstonFlyer Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Not very accurate for me 23 percent northern.. I was born and raised in Sheffield but now live in Coventry... must have turned in to a southern softie!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Tee Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 It says I am 60% Northern but born, bred and lived in Sussex for the last 66 years (i do have family in the Black Country so heading north) John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hopkin Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 It told me I was from the Costa del Middlesbrough ! Brummie born and bred but on a mission in Manchester to try and bring civilisation here - you know they STILL dont have Saveloys in the chippies..... can you believe it?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 It says i'm from Newcastle wye aye man up the Geordies John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Whybrow Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Says I'm from Bournemouth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Apparently I'm from Newcastle - and 100% Northern. Mmmm, I think it needs recalibrating. BEB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Ah divn't nah BEB it's sorta grown on us like John...adopted Geordie ...dept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve T Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I'm from the People's Republic of Yorkshire, but apparently only 60% of me, er? where is the rest of me from, and more worrying, which bits aren't from Yorkshire? And where did they come from then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Hmm - according to that I'm from somewhere near Wolverhampton - must have been from the time I did my square bashing at RAF Bridgnorth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Posted by Steve T on 27/02/2015 18:48:12: I'm from the People's Republic of Yorkshire, but apparently only 60% of me, er? where is the rest of me from, and more worrying, which bits aren't from Yorkshire? And where did they come from then ? If you moved out of Yorkshire, it'll be the bit on your shoulders that's gone awol John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Privett Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 It reckoned I'm 80% northern, and said that was "somewhere around York." But the arrow on the map pointed further north, closer to Durham. I did spend three years at uni in Durham, have lived for the past 30-odd years in Surrey, but am originally from south-east Northumberland (or North Tyneside as it later became.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spice Cat Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 Posted by Dave Hopkin on 26/02/2015 23:20:42: Take the test **LINK** Happy to say I am 0% Northern and probably live somewhere in Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingCrust Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 The test says I'm from the Hull area!! Born in the Midlands and lived in Dorset since I wuz 3 i.e. 59 years. Maybe I just like Yorkshire. Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 I went through life happy in the knowledge that and I was Hertfordshire born and raised and my grandparents were from the Portsmouth and Bath/Bristol areas (although one grandfather was born in Gainsborough he had moved to Bath as a child. Imagine how I felt when I traced his side of the family back to the Preston area - and hastily abandoned the research when I discovered that my great great great grandfather was from Liverpool! No doubt that explains my 38% (Oxford latitude) rating. I will need to work hard to reduce my Northerness...especially as my mother moving to Hebden Bridge next week (near my sister who married a Yorkshireman - there's a black sheep in every family!) means that I will need to organise the odd expedition to the land of dark satanic mills and frothy beer. Edited By Martin Harris on 27/02/2015 23:43:40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 27, 2015 Share Posted February 27, 2015 A beer is like a modeller, needs a proper head on it John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy." The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch. Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she replied. "Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted February 28, 2015 Share Posted February 28, 2015 Posted by Martin Harris on 27/02/2015 23:40:13: I went through life happy in the knowledge that and I was Hertfordshire born and raised and my grandparents were from the Portsmouth and Bath/Bristol areas (although one grandfather was born in Gainsborough he had moved to Bath as a child. Imagine how I felt when I traced his side of the family back to the Preston area - and hastily abandoned the research when I discovered that my great great great grandfather was from Liverpool! No doubt that explains my 38% (Oxford latitude) rating. I will need to work hard to reduce my Northerness...especially as my mother moving to Hebden Bridge next week (near my sister who married a Yorkshireman - there's a black sheep in every family!) means that I will need to organise the odd expedition to the land of dark satanic mills and frothy beer. Edited By Martin Harris on 27/02/2015 23:43:40 Please come and be educated. First lesson is free. Stand your own round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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