Alex Ferguson 2 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 43 minutes ago, kevin b said: If you remove the (useless) rear 2 seats you can get more models in the back ! Blonde ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 39 minutes ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said: Blonde ones? Careful. The mods are watching ! ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Naa their watching the brunettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 8 hours ago, Zflyer said: Naa their watching the brunettes Yes 'sailing by' on the pignon seat of Rockers motorbikes,,,? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Modern day interview going wrong B3300FA4-CE2D-4C82-8CC6-90D55848269E.mp4 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 It would be even funnier if it wasn’t so prescient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 (edited) If that is modern day humour I'm glad I'm old ! There are a lot of young (unemployed) people who actually fit that description. Mostly due to their education (at home and at school). Edited April 1, 2022 by kevin b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 If they had any more brains...they would be half wits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Peter Miller said: If they had any more brains...they would be half wits Peter. They have the brains, but don't know how to use them. They were programmed in the New Millennium. Just like Microsoft. In the 80's/90's we used to run computer programmes on small computers. To produce and run the same type of programmes on new computers takes at least 10 times the processing power. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Back to the plot. I saw this on Facebook. 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, kevin b said: Peter. They have the brains, but don't know how to use them. They were programmed in the New Millennium. Just like Microsoft. In the 80's/90's we used to run computer programmes on small computers. To produce and run the same type of programmes on new computers takes at least 10 times the processing power. Microsoft was over 20 years old by the start of the new millennium. I was working on telecom equipment using Microsoft software from about 1975/6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 i've just had a bath in Creosote....decided to treat myself. and the lad who invented Tupperware has died....it took them an hour to find a lid to fit his coffin. ken anderson...ne...1..treatment dept. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted April 7, 2022 Author Share Posted April 7, 2022 a ship carrying a cargo of Yo-Yo's has sank in the english channel...its gone down 15 times. ken anderson...ne..1...shipwreck dept. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Exit signs are on the way out... Velcro - what a rip off... "Doctor, I think I'm going deaf" "What are the symptoms?" "They're a cartoon family on the television!" 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted April 13, 2022 Author Share Posted April 13, 2022 what about the lad who bought a car off the Kray twins? what Reg?........ no Ronnie! ken anderson...ne..1...motoring dept. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted April 15, 2022 Author Share Posted April 15, 2022 ? ken anderson...ne..1...motoring dept. 10 years happy motoring.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 Clutch has burnt out on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 15, 2022 Share Posted April 15, 2022 My eyesight is not what it was....my iPad wouldn’t boot up. Turns out I was using the kids’ Etch-a-Sketch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 1 hour ago, Gary Manuel said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted April 19, 2022 Share Posted April 19, 2022 The collective noun for Yorkshiremen - a thicket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buster prop Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Did you hear about the new corduroy pillow cases? They're making headlines! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Left the house this morning with only a single glove on. Well, the weather man on the telly said it would be cold....but on the other hand it could warm up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 11 hours ago, PatMc said: The collective noun for Yorkshiremen - a thicket. I looked up the word "thicket" and it appears that this post is insinuating that Yorkshiremen are stupid. I take issue with that. We are many things (tight fisted, old fashioned, dower, etc), but to consider the population of our county as "stupid" in my opinion could be considered a racist slur. A stupid Yorkshireman, Lancastrian, Scot, Irishman, or Nancy southerner for instance is a comment aimed at an individual and although not very nice can be considered as an observation. To condemn an entire population of an area as far as I can gather in a public manner in this country (for what it's worth) is an illegal act and should be dealt with by the mods in the severest way possible. Mind you. As a Yorkshireman I don't really give a poop what anybody says about us as they are only jealous. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 20, 2022 Share Posted April 20, 2022 Give a man a duck....you feed him for a day Teach a man to duck ....he stops hitting his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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