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Peter Jenkins

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On 24/01/2024 at 07:57, Brian Cooper said:

Red traffic lights mean "GO" for BMWs. 

Lane 3 on a motorway is the BMW lane. . . They hate anyone trespassing in their lane. 

How fast do you need to approach a red traffic light for it to appear green?  Something for the physicists!

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Christopher Wolfe

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On 24/01/2024 at 20:26, Peter Christy said:

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As I was putting my bin out I noticed that my neighbour had not put his bin out so I asked him, "Where's your bin?"

He said that he'd been on holidays for a few months.

So I said "So where's your wheelie bin?"

He said "Well I've really been in prison so please don't tell the neighbours."

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