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[Peter Miller]

I have to say that an awful lot of these funnies are punishing

[john davidson 1]

This was on Radio Scotlands Out of Doors  program this morning so thought I would put it on.

 

In Scotland sack is pronounced sek, plural seks

 

Man went  to B and Q to buy bin liners so went to the woman at the help desk and said "i'm lookin fer rubbish seks"

 

She screamed and pushed the panic button so he got escorted out protesting

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

That was my uncle !

 

 

[Brian Cooper]

1 hour ago, kevin b said:

That was my uncle !

 

 

 

Crikey, that's a shock. . . Who would have guessed Nigeria actually had a genuine bank with a CEO. 

 

[Shaun Walsh]

2 hours ago, john davidson 1 said:

This was on Radio Scotlands Out of Doors  program this morning so thought I would put it on.

 

In Scotland sack is pronounced sek, plural seks

 

Man went  to B and Q to buy bin liners so went to the woman at the help desk and said "i'm lookin fer rubbish seks"

 

She screamed and pushed the panic button so he got escorted out protesting

Could have been worse, he might have found the bin liners, gone to a till and said "can I pay you for seks?".

[kevin b]

24 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

Crikey, that's a shock. . . Who would have guessed Nigeria actually had a genuine bank with a CEO. 

 

I'm sure somebody will phone me to let me know I am remembered in his will.

😂

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Gary Manuel]

19 hours ago, Peter Miller said:

I have to say that an awful lot of these funnies are punishing

 

 

[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

2 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

I know the feeling!

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

 

P.S.

        It's a real photo !!!

Edited February 26 by kevin b

[Brian Cooper]

[Eric Robson]

17 minutes ago, kevin b said:

 

P.S.

        It's a real photo !!!

Photo bombed by a Seagull 

[Martian]

6 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

That is a foot rest

[kevin b]

31 minutes ago, Martian said:

That is a foot rest

Naw.

It's at least 18 inches.

🤣

[Brian Cooper]

[leccyflyer]

Two tunnocks caramel bars standing in the arrivals lounge at Glasgow airport. One turns to the other and says, how long you been a wafer!

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Jenkins]

23 hours ago, kevin b said:

 

P.S.

        It's a real photo !!!

Must be the first time a seagull photo bombed the Red Arrows eh?

 

Beaten by Eric!

Edited February 27 by Peter Jenkins

[Brian Cooper]

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