cymaz Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Just before I die, I’m m going to eat a whole bag of popcorn kernels........at the cremation I’m going out with a bang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 https://www.instagram.com/p/BuQ5BcOhb_d/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=jdp0nlc7xbr6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Davis Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 The following happened ten years ago when I had a part-time job for a Jaguar agent as a collection and delivery driver. I was asked to go to Sir John Moore's Barracks in Shrewsbury to pick up a Colonel Jones's Jaguar and bring it back for a service. I drove up to the barracks in a "dump car," showed the paper work to the guard on the gate and he said, "Ah yes, Colonel Jones is expecting you, just drive onto the square and Colonel Jones will come down and give you the keys." He must have phoned the colonel while I was driving towards the square because I saw the Jag, stopped beside it and was just undoing my seat belt when I was greeted by a cheery "Good Morning!" from a woman in a colonel's uniform! I've often wondered how many were in on the joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 The sewage treatment works in Bodmin is having an open day on Sunday..... I’m going to have a go on the log flumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharpy1071 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 This year for the first time in British history we might see the end of May before the end of April! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josip Vrandecic -Mes Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Insanity : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josip Vrandecic -Mes Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Young man : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 How very true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwain Dibley. Posted April 17, 2019 Share Posted April 17, 2019 Good One. D.D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Get that quadcopter off my tail!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Here is a Red KIte trying to get up close and personal with my MAK 15PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ferguson 2 Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Maybe off thread but a couple of days ago flying round and suddenly joined by 6 seagulls. I suspect they thought I'd found a thermal as obviously, the wings weren't flapping on the model. A 24" span rebuilt J-Bug wings new full fuselage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martian Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 From private eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiKid Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Mmmm….. just had this message come up on my TX. Thought I had better check with the assembled inteligencia (and married chaps) - should I be concerned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Geezer Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Geezer Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 Posted by Daithi O Buitigh on 15/06/2019 01:29:07: Looks like missing drivers.... ...long distance drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josip Vrandecic -Mes Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Like it Josip. Can you forward it to the Houses of Parliament please (all parties). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josip Vrandecic -Mes Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Dear Kevin, thanks for feedback.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Agate Posted June 25, 2019 Share Posted June 25, 2019 I've decided to take my Dreamflight Alula slope soarer, and add the flight controller electronics from my Parrot Bebop drone. I'm going to call it the Bebop-Alula. (I don't mean maybe!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted July 2, 2019 Author Share Posted July 2, 2019 the turn on at the local club was that bad....a bloke in a wheel chair in the front row got up and walked out... ! ken anderson...ne...1...happy days dept.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says, “I’ll serve you a drink, just don’t start anything”. A blind man walks into a bar and orders a pint, then says to the barmaid, “ I’ve just heard a priceless blonde joke, want to hear it?”. The barmaid replies, “you need to know that I’m blonde, the other barmaid is blonde, the bar manager is too and so is the owner. Do you still want to tell your blonde joke?” The blind guy says “no”. The barmaid says, “I thought not.” The blind guy says, “I can’t be bothered to explain it four times”. Michael O’Leary walks into a Dublin bar and asks if they serve the Guinness. Yes says the barman. How much will that cost then asks O’Leary. It’s two euro for a half, or three euro for a pint says the barman. I’ll have a pint says O’Leary. The barman asks for the three euro (England losing again here) and puts it in the till. Now, he says, it’s Mr . O’Leary, isn’t it? Will you be wanting a glass to go with the Guinness? BTC Edited By David Ashby - Moderator on 02/07/2019 20:57:52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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