Sign of the times - funnies * Remember this is a family friendly forum and inappropriate postings will be removed without warning.

[cymaz]

Just before I die, I’m m going to eat a whole bag of popcorn kernels........at the cremation I’m going out with a bang

[Peter Miller]

[Martian]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuQ5BcOhb_d/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=jdp0nlc7xbr6

[David Davis]

The following happened ten years ago when I had a part-time job for a Jaguar agent as a collection and delivery driver.

I was asked to go to Sir John Moore's Barracks in Shrewsbury to pick up a Colonel Jones's Jaguar and bring it back for a service. I drove up to the barracks in a "dump car," showed the paper work to the guard on the gate and he said, "Ah yes, Colonel Jones is expecting you, just drive onto the square and Colonel Jones will come down and give you the keys." He must have phoned the colonel while I was driving towards the square because I saw the Jag, stopped beside it and was just undoing my seat belt when I was greeted by a cheery "Good Morning!" from a woman in a colonel's uniform!

I've often wondered how many were in on the joke!

[cymaz]

The sewage treatment works in Bodmin is having an open day on Sunday.....

I’m going to have a go on the log flumes

[sharpy1071]

This year for the first time in British history we might see the end of May before the end of April!

[Josip Vrandecic -Mes]

Insanity :

[Josip Vrandecic -Mes]

Young man :

[Peter Miller]

How very true

[Dwain Dibley.]

Good One.

D.D.

[Daithi O Buitigh]

Get that quadcopter off my tail!!!!

[Peter Miller]

Here is a Red KIte trying to get up close and personal with my MAK 15PM

[Alex Ferguson 2]

Maybe off thread but a couple of days ago flying round and suddenly joined by 6 seagulls. I suspect they thought I'd found a thermal as obviously, the wings weren't flapping on the model. A 24" span rebuilt J-Bug wings new full fuselage.

[Martian]

From private eye

[Daithi O Buitigh]

[KiwiKid]

Mmmm….. just had this message come up on my TX. Thought I had better check with the assembled inteligencia (and married chaps) - should I be concerned?

[Old Geezer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Old Geezer]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gary Manuel]

Posted by Daithi O Buitigh on 15/06/2019 01:29:07:

Looks like missing drivers....

...long distance drivers.

[Josip Vrandecic -Mes]

[kevin b]

Like it Josip.

Can you forward it to the Houses of Parliament please (all parties).

[Josip Vrandecic -Mes]

Dear Kevin, thanks for feedback....

[Mark Agate]

I've decided to take my Dreamflight Alula slope soarer, and add the flight controller electronics from my Parrot Bebop drone.

I'm going to call it the Bebop-Alula.

(I don't mean maybe!).

[ken anderson.]

the turn on at the local club was that bad....a bloke in a wheel chair in the front row got up and walked out... !

ken anderson...ne...1...happy days dept..

[Bruce Collinson]

A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says, “I’ll serve you a drink, just don’t start anything”.

 

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a pint, then says to the barmaid, “ I’ve just heard a priceless blonde joke, want to hear it?”. The barmaid replies, “you need to know that I’m blonde, the other barmaid is blonde, the bar manager is too and so is the owner. Do you still want to tell your blonde joke?”

The blind guy says “no”. The barmaid says, “I thought not.” The blind guy says, “I can’t be bothered to explain it four times”.

Michael O’Leary walks into a Dublin bar and asks if they serve the Guinness. Yes says the barman. How much will that cost then asks O’Leary. It’s two euro for a half, or three euro for a pint says the barman. I’ll have a pint says O’Leary. The barman asks for the three euro (England losing again here) and puts it in the till. Now, he says, it’s Mr . O’Leary, isn’t it? Will you be wanting a glass to go with the Guinness?

BTC

Edited By David Ashby - Moderator on 02/07/2019 20:57:52