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paul devereux

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A guy walks into a bar and orders three beers, downs them, then orders three more. The bartender decides to ask what it's all about. 

The guy replies "well, I've got two brothers, both serving abroad in the military. We used to meet up every evening for a beer, so now I'm drinking theirs in their absence".

The guy continues to do this for about a year, until he comes in one day and orders only two beers.

"I'm sorry for your loss", says the bartender gently, as he serves him.

The guy is confused, and then says "oh no, nobody died. I just quit drinking."

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Shaun Walsh

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53 minutes ago, Steve Colman said:

AN ICECREAM MAN was found dead in the back of his van down our street, covered in fruit syrups and sprinkles. Police think he topped himself.

This is common in hot weather but 99 times out of 100 they're not dead, they've just flaked out.

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