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[Geoff S]

4 hours ago, Sheepish said:

 

Funnily enough I was listening to an 'Infinite Monkey Cage' podcast with Brian Cox and Robin Ince this afternoon and it was all about sharks and how gentle they are. 🙂.  The biologists thought the really dangerous predators were Orcas.

[Christopher Wolfe]

12 hours ago, Sheepish said:

Here in Australia I sometimes wonder why somebody would dress up in a wetsuit that makes them look like a baby seal and then swim though the dining room of great white sharks and wonder why they got taken for lunch.

 

Respect the local environment people.

 

And fly/swim safely:-)

 

* Chris *

 

 

[Peter Christy]

 

 

[Futura57]

54 minutes ago, Peter Christy said:

 

 

My God, that second one is prophet-ic 🤐

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Christy]

[ken anderson.]

ken anderson....ne....1...ah so dept.

[Bruce Collinson]

Have we had this one?
 

Bin lorry approaches rear of Chinese takeaway.   No bin visible.   Binperson bangs on door, asks proprietor “where’s yer bin?”

Chinese person says “I bin Hong Kong!”

Bin person says “no, where’s yer wheelie bin?

CP says “I wheelie bin Hong Kong!”

[kevin b]

Hmm.

These Chinese jokes could be considered not very "Wok"

[Brian Cooper]

[Bruce Collinson]

See if this visual gag translates to this thread.

 

piece of paper and pen.

Write down the Beanstalk giant’s four word riposte.

Repeat on line two but in a different order.

Ditto three and four, so no two words the same in any of the four columns.

Read it out aloud.

 

When sufficient prompts are seen I’ll tell you what it means.

BTC

[PatMc]

On 10/11/2023 at 15:56, Peter Christy said:

 

 

It's reassuring to know that all those extra taxes were successfully used by governments to avert each of those potentially disastrous scenarios.

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

3 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

Never mind that!

 

In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you
In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube...

[Robert Cracknell]

The true part of the Zager & Evans lyrics.....

 

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[cymaz]

[Simon Burch 1]

1 hour ago, cymaz said:

Surely the Thesaurus wouldn't split an infinitive....

[Sheepish]

[Sheepish]

[Brian Cooper]

For this who might be a bit confused....