Geoff S Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 4 hours ago, Sheepish said: Funnily enough I was listening to an 'Infinite Monkey Cage' podcast with Brian Cox and Robin Ince this afternoon and it was all about sharks and how gentle they are. 🙂. The biologists thought the really dangerous predators were Orcas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 12 hours ago, Sheepish said: Here in Australia I sometimes wonder why somebody would dress up in a wetsuit that makes them look like a baby seal and then swim though the dining room of great white sharks and wonder why they got taken for lunch. Respect the local environment people. And fly/swim safely:-) * Chris * 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futura57 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 54 minutes ago, Peter Christy said: My God, that second one is prophet-ic 🤐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 4 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ken anderson. Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 ken anderson....ne....1...ah so dept. 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Have we had this one? Bin lorry approaches rear of Chinese takeaway. No bin visible. Binperson bangs on door, asks proprietor “where’s yer bin?” Chinese person says “I bin Hong Kong!” Bin person says “no, where’s yer wheelie bin? CP says “I wheelie bin Hong Kong!” 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 Hmm. These Chinese jokes could be considered not very "Wok" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 See if this visual gag translates to this thread. piece of paper and pen. Write down the Beanstalk giant’s four word riposte. Repeat on line two but in a different order. Ditto three and four, so no two words the same in any of the four columns. Read it out aloud. When sufficient prompts are seen I’ll tell you what it means. BTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 On 10/11/2023 at 15:56, Peter Christy said: It's reassuring to know that all those extra taxes were successfully used by governments to avert each of those potentially disastrous scenarios. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EvilC57 Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 3 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: Never mind that! In the year 2525, if man is still alive If woman can survive, they may find In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie Everything you think, do and say Is in the pill you took today In the year 4545 You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes You won't find a thing to chew Nobody's gonna look at you In the year 5555 Your arms hangin' limp at your sides Your legs got nothin' to do Some machine's doin' that for you In the year 6565 You won't need no husband, won't need no wife You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too From the bottom of a long glass tube... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 The true part of the Zager & Evans lyrics..... In the year 9595 I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive He's taken everything this old earth can give And he ain't put back nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 2 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Burch 1 Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 1 hour ago, cymaz said: Surely the Thesaurus wouldn't split an infinitive.... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted November 14, 2023 Share Posted November 14, 2023 For this who might be a bit confused.... 4 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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