Shaun Walsh Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 1 hour ago, extra slim said: Mornin all, started my new diet last night, switched from eating venison to eating pheasant................absolute game changer! I'm on the same diet, hare today, gone tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Shaun Walsh said: I'm on the same diet, hare today, gone tomorrow. I got the wrong sort of beef today, so I get tongue pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 17 minutes ago, Don Fry said: I got the wrong sort of beef today, so I get tongue pie. That takes the brisket! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 Yesterday, I took the wife and kids to the local sewage treatment works for a day out. We rode on the log flume.......not recommended 😳 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted November 11, 2022 Share Posted November 11, 2022 (edited) Geordie & Bob were out for a day's ramble in the countryside. Around midday they called in at a pub, got a pint each then sat down at a table & they both took a sandwich out from their rucksacks. Before they had a chance to start eating the barmaid came over & said "Sorry lads, you're not allowed to eat your own food in here". So the swapped sandwiches. Edited November 11, 2022 by PatMc 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 12, 2022 Share Posted November 12, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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extra slim Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Mornin all, read an interesting article in one of my science magazines this weekend, apparently if farmers talk to their cows they produce more milk...............................seems it goes in one ear and out the udder 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Now this is funny ! 1 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 One for those who don't like children. . . 😈 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 I laughed so much that I nearly managed to lose control of my bladder and had to find the loos. Being near Looe’s town centre, I had to search for some loose change… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: I laughed so much that I nearly managed to lose control of my bladder and had to find the loos. Being near Looe’s town centre, I had to search for some loose change… East or West Looe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 I managed to lose my loose change and had to use the West Looe loos in lieu of the East Looe loos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 Lost a load of money on a horse called "landfill" yesterday... turned out to be a rubbish tip 😉 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Gary Manuel said: I managed to lose my loose change and had to use the West Looe loos in lieu of the East Looe loos. You could have used the Gare de Looe. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 2 hours ago, PatMc said: You could have used the Gare de Looe. 😉 The French station toilets were closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 47 minutes ago, Shaun Walsh said: The French station toilets were closed. Try "gardez l'eau". 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 1 hour ago, PatMc said: Try "gardez l'eau". 🙃 Which reminds me of the motto of the French Navy, roughly translated as "To the water, for it is time" - or in the original French: "A l'eau, cest l'heure!" -- Pete 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 (edited) All this talk of water.... Edited November 16, 2022 by cymaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 Don’t get me started on those who don’t know how to use apostrophe’s.👍 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 Mornin all, had the surveyors round at the house this morning investigating subsidence in the area, I didn't believe it at first................but now it's starting to sink in 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 I just learned today that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA! However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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