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[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

1 minute ago, Brian Cooper said:

What’s a sammich😉?

[Brian Cooper]

[Don Fry]

2 hours ago, EvilC57 said:

What’s a sammich😉?

How you sound with smashed up face

[Steve Dunne]

3 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

Been there, done that...😮

[kevin b]

Fossilized pizza from the late crustaceous period.

[Shaun Walsh]

49 minutes ago, kevin b said:

Fossilized pizza from the late crustaceous period.

Must be a pebbleroni pizza.

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, kevin b said:

Fossilized pizza from the late crustaceous period.

Thin crustaceous or stuffed crustaceous?

[kevin b]

Incontinental Airlines

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

1 hour ago, kevin b said:

Fossilized pizza from the late crustaceous period.

 

 

 

Looks stone baked to me.

[Wookman]

4 hours ago, kevin b said:

Incontinental Airlines

PanAm… Loo- fstansa

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

If only....

[Peter Miller]

My loop of lane (the village walk) has been completely resurfaced plus a few sections of local village roads.

 

Many years ago (late 60s) our lane was terrible and no amount of complaints did any good.  One night I came off late shift and hammered a sign into the entrance of the lane.

Next morning I phoned the local paper with the result of the picture.

One week later they resurfaced the road

[Bruce Collinson]

If they flattened out all of the speed bumps, would there be enough material to fill in all the potholes?

[Don Fry]

Then, you could buy a bazooka, to deter those who need it. Or even, cheaper still, a land mine. 
Concentrate attention span. 
Or the lady this morning, brunette, 35, nice visage, 60 mph (converted), 2 meters off the boot, on her phone, ( kid you not ) doing something with her hair ( curly). Being bald, know nowt about hair. About 3 miles, fell away uphill, even closer down hill. I have cruise control, she turns driver aids off it seems.
You will be happy, I resisted the desire to test her reaction times. 
Anyway, I need that old banger to last till Christmas, while I get the model carrier, forget you read that, camper van sorted out. 

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[Brian Cooper]

[leccyflyer]

[Brian Cooper]

It's been said that older people are dirty and smelly.

That's not true of my grandad. He's been in the bathroom for 4 days now.

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

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