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EvilC57 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 On 02/02/2023 at 10:03, Steve Dunne said: When I posted a humorous video a few months ago which had been similarly ’bleeped’, the mods removed it. I hope double standards aren’t applied here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Acland Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 The place was a bit of a dive anyway. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 And a few more 🙃 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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extra slim Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Mornin all, I am at a funeral for a mate of mine who used to build speed boats, the funeral should be quick.......but it will be followed by a wake 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 (edited) Edited February 8, 2023 by Brian Cooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 They say pink is the most masculine colour, as it shows you don't know how to do laundry properly........ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ferguson 2 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 The cat discipline problem, this is for real, as they say. I know someone with a problem, the paper is delivered about 2.00 a.m. The cat goes out and collects it and drops it in his daughter's bedroom, possibly because she sleeps downstairs and he is upstairs. "How," he asks, "can I get the cat to take it to my bedroom?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Acland Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 5 hours ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said: The cat discipline problem, this is for real, as they say. I know someone with a problem, the paper is delivered about 2.00 a.m. The cat goes out and collects it and drops it in his daughter's bedroom, possibly because she sleeps downstairs and he is upstairs. "How," he asks, "can I get the cat to take it to my bedroom?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Acland Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 I had a friend who had a pet pig. It was amazing, it would collect his slippers, bring in the mail from the doorstep. The only thing was it had a wooden back leg. When I asked him why, he said when you have a pig this good you don't eat it all at once. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Sweeting 1 Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 7 hours ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said: The cat discipline problem, this is for real, as they say. I know someone with a problem, the paper is delivered about 2.00 a.m. The cat goes out and collects it and drops it in his daughter's bedroom, possibly because she sleeps downstairs and he is upstairs. "How," he asks, "can I get the cat to take it to my bedroom?" Simple, change bedrooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Joke deleted, funny yes, but we can't use those words on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 Reason why is in here. https://www.modelflying.co.uk/code-conduct/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cymaz Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS: We will heel you. We will save your sole. We will even dye for you. A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: Blind man driving. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels. On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place. On a Plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout On an Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. In a Non-smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action. On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push. At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! At the Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted. In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up. In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. At a Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills. In a Chicago Radiator Shop: Best place in town to take a leak. And the best one for last—sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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