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[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

2 hours ago, kevin b said:

Cause of death was dog bites and bee stings?

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

[EvilC57]

[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

[kevin b]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

For those who live in an area where all the thieves are grossly overweight. .

 

[Mike T]

Four servicemen were undergoing a psych evaluation.  They were all asked "What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"

Sailor:    "I'd stamp on it"

Soldier:  "I'd crush it with my boot"

Marine:   "I'd rip off its sting and then eat it"

Airman   "I'd call room service and ask them what a tent is doing in my room..."

[Brian Cooper]

[Dickw]

Having witnessed several identity failures and other confusions in the medical world in the last year, that is almost "not funny" 😀.

On the other hand 🤣

 

Dick

[J D 8]

In for a knee operation a friend wrote on his good knee with permanent marker-NOT THIS ONE

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Geoff S]

23 hours ago, Dickw said:

Having witnessed several identity failures and other confusions in the medical world in the last year, that is almost "not funny" 😀.

On the other hand 🤣

 

Dick

 

Probably the reason everyone I dealt with when I had my cataract operation a few months ago asked what my birthday was - however, I was disappointed that I got no extra cards on my birthday in January.

[Peter Miller]

[kevin b]

[John Tee]

JD8. when I had my knee replaced the hospital did actually write  on my knee with an arrow on the knee to b replaced.

 

John

[Geoff S]

4 hours ago, John Tee said:

JD8. when I had my knee replaced the hospital did actually write  on my knee with an arrow on the knee to b replaced.

 

John

 

I'm glad. Just think about how often many of us have made similar mistakes in a build. Making 2 r/h fuselage sides is really annoying but insignificant compared to having the wrong knee replaced, or, in my case, having the good eye operated on rather than the bad one.

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Reminds me of the one about a surgeon who amputated the wrong leg after the patient had bad crush injuries to his left leg. He apologised profusely but then told the patient he had some good news - they had managed to save his injured leg…

Edited March 20 by Martin Harris - Moderator

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]