alex nicol Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Try this, pilots vs maintenance crew, it's really funny https://aviationhumor.net/pilots-vs-maintenance-engineers/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex nicol Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 old couple go to the doc's, hubby's a bit deaf and feeling under the weather. doc says, I'm going to need a stool sample, semen sample And a urine sample the old boy says .............Pardon doc says a bit louder, I need a stool, sample, semen sample and a urine sample the old boy says ...............pardon The wife leans over and says give him your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 "Doctor, I think I am Mickey Mouse"....Doctor "You're just suffering from Disney spells"Doctor "I think I am Tom Jones. Is this rare?"Doctor " it's not unusual" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 I really love the Terry Pratchett one. I have actually seen the RAF Form 700 (Aircraft log) Entry P: "Mouse in aircraft" Ground crew: "TRap set. Aircraft serviceable to fly" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 And this is one that I keep on my favourites **LINK** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 The inventor of predictive text has died.His funfair is on sundial.Edited By Shaun Walsh on 05/10/2018 11:03:27Edited By Shaun Walsh on 05/10/2018 11:03:47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FastFlyer Smyth Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water. If it sinks girl ant, If it floats buoyant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiKid Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Careful what you wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Posted by Shaun Walsh on 05/10/2018 11:03:12: The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair is on sundial. Edited By Shaun Walsh on 05/10/2018 11:03:27 Edited By Shaun Walsh on 05/10/2018 11:03:47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wright Stuff Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Posted by KiwiKid on 05/10/2018 14:00:18: Careful what you wish for. Outstanding!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Privett Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 I had to laugh at part of the video accompanying this article on the BBC News website yesterday about the self-shredding Banksy artwork. To remind you, this was a framed Banksy picture that unexpectedly shredded itself (or mostly) immediately after being sold last week for £860,000 at Sotheby's. Banksy (apparently) uploaded a video showing how the artwork and frame were assembled and that it was meant to toally shred the picture, not stop two-thirds of the way through. So what made me laugh? Have a look at a partial screen-grab from the video, and wonder for a moment at the asbestos fingers the technician actor in the video must have had to be able to use a soldering iron like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Actually John it's not that uncommon. I used to clean the tip of an iron by flicking my fingertip over it (it was just a learned knack). Anyone who has used soldering irons on a daily basis can do that - the trick is in knowing HOW to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Posted by Daithi O Buitigh on 19/10/2018 22:26:31: Actually John it's not that uncommon. I used to clean the tip of an iron by flicking my fingertip over it (it was just a learned knack). Anyone who has used soldering irons on a daily basis can do that - the trick is in knowing HOW to do it Alternatively, see the quote from the film "Lawrence of Arabia" below Potter: [trying to copy Lawrence's snuffing a match with his fingers] Oooh! It damn well hurts. Lawrence: Certainly it hurts. Potter: Well, what's the trick then? Lawrence: The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts. Edited By Shaun Walsh on 20/10/2018 07:55:35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I think that the point is that the soldering iron is not just being flicked but gripped firmly on the hot part that contains the heating element. Doing that will burn deep into the flesh. I am sure that those of us who do regular soldering will realise that. Of course I could be wrong. PLEASE if I am wrong can I watch anyone who says I am wrong soldering like that? I am a sadist!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Privett Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Quite right Peter! And if somebody is going to demonstrate gripping an iron that way, I'm not quite sure if I want to watch or not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fun Flyer Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Posted by Peter Miller on 20/10/2018 08:19:14: Of course I could be wrong. PLEASE if I am wrong can I watch anyone who says I am wrong soldering like that? I am a sadist!!!! I suppose that's why you keep tormenting us mere mortals with endless excellent designs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Posted by Fun Flyer on 20/10/2018 11:41:07: Posted by Peter Miller on 20/10/2018 08:19:14: Of course I could be wrong. PLEASE if I am wrong can I watch anyone who says I am wrong soldering like that? I am a sadist!!!! I suppose that's why you keep tormenting us mere mortals with endless excellent designs!! Well it is more fun that holding hot soldering irons!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I dropped a 200 watt iron, hot, onto a sandaled foot this summer. Did I sing, laugh and dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Back in about 1955 I reached out to pick up a big 75 Wall solderingiron, one with a bit about 1" wide. Unfortunately I grabbed the wrong end. I still have that iron and it still works, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted December 7, 2018 Share Posted December 7, 2018 " I just opened the throttle and...Waddaya mean, Its MODE 1 !" Edited By Peter Miller on 07/12/2018 12:09:30 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry W Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 First Christmas Joke: Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' 'These are Carols.' Edited By David Ashby - Moderator on 23/12/2018 18:58:13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 NEWS FLASH,,,,!! Queen to reveal new coin for Brexit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Barry W: please stop with the racist jokes. They aren't funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Posted by Daithi O Buitigh on 23/12/2018 17:17:58: Barry W: please stop with the racist jokes. They aren't funny. I love racist jokes. I hate political correctness What do you call a Welshman holding the Rugby World Cup? The engraver. Edited By Gary Manuel on 23/12/2018 18:40:27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erfolg Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 The people of Ireland are held win high esteem by the people of the UK, and with great affection. The jokes are friendly in nature. Just try living wit Hun, Jerry type jibes which make it into the top 10 of racial offensive wordings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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