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14 hours ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said:

Reminds me of the one about a surgeon who amputated the wrong leg after the patient had bad crush injuries to his left leg. He apologised profusely but then told the patient he had some good news - they had managed to save his injured leg…

Or the bad news , we have amputated the wrong foot,  -------- the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy  your slippers.

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H all, I was sat on the train to London this morning chatting to the guy next to me, I showed him a picture of the missus and he said, "You should see my wife", I said "why? Is she a stunner as well", he said " no, she's an optician"

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