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[Robert Cracknell]

Just got these two mixed up, no wonder I cant blow my nose....!

[Zflyer]

Man that Anusol mix is real bummer

[Brian Cooper]

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[Brian Cooper]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

 

The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.

 

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

 

The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knocking! There's no paper on this side either!"

[leccyflyer]

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[PatMc]

Apparently swimming is to be banned in many of the government approved Designated Bathing Water sites but you still go through the motions if you really want to. 

[Brian Cooper]

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[EvilC57]

 

 

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[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[kevin b]

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[Peter Christy]

 

 

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[Eric Robson]

2 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

I used to do that with my Grandsons, if we were in a strange place and someone was walking along the side of a quiet road I would give a peep on the horn and wave, rhey generally waved back. When we got back home they'd say " My grandad knows loads of people "

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

1 hour ago, Brian Cooper said:

I do it all the time when I am riding one of my motorbikes, there are often a few old pensioners at the edge of the mountain roads basking in the sun on the benches.

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[Martin Harris - Moderator]

3 hours ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

I do it all the time when I am riding one of my motorbikes, there are often a few old pensioners at the edge of the mountain roads basking in the sun on the benches.

I recall having great fun in my late teens, when on a grand tour (pub crawl) of Europe, particularly while in Italy.  There were numerous groups of old boys in the villages we drove through and the looks of confusion when we shouted "Hey, Luigi" from the car windows were quite amusing...

[John Tee]

Brtan, I'm at that stage now, and no kids. Help !!

 

John

[Brian Cooper]