cymaz Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted January 2, 2022 Author Share Posted January 2, 2022 happy new 2022 year everyone...i've just qualified as a vet which will allow me to treat my own dog..... tomorrow i'm going to take him to the cinema ...? ken anderson...ne..1..canine dept. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 Post removed gents, only action taken, please think before you post em. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 2, 2022 Share Posted January 2, 2022 My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." That’s how I got the limp..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ken anderson. Posted January 8, 2022 Author Share Posted January 8, 2022 i've been found guilty of not using full stops....the judge says i can expect a long sentence....? ken anderson....ne...1...... grammar dept. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 I could not resist this one 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Party of American farmers visiting the UK. One American farmer turned to his english host and said...."I can get in my truck at sunrise and drive until sunset and still be on my farm!" English farmer replied...."Yeah, I had a truck like that once!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Times are hard and I'm having to sell off my racing geese. If anyone is interested let me know if you want a quick gander ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J D 8 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 American. From the top of the Empire State building you can see halfway across the Atlantic. Welshman. Well here on a clear night we can see the moon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Your American must have been a member of the nearly flat earth society - the earth’s curvature would only allow him to see around 40 miles from that height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) Just for Martin? Edited January 12, 2022 by cymaz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J D 8 Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: Your American must have been a member of the nearly flat earth society - the earth’s curvature would only allow him to see around 40 miles from that height. As a Coastguard on a search for missing boats, kayak's/persons at sea we would head for the nearest high ground in the search area. When down at say beach level you may think you can see a long way out to sea but the effective distance for small vessels is little more than a mile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 Re: The Who - "I Can See For Miles" I recall them doing this on "Top of the Pops" at Television Centre back in the black & white days. During the instrumental break, Roger Daltrey started swinging the mic around his head, slowly letting out the lead until it was flying over the heads of the audience. Suddenly the camera on Pete Townshend swung off him and up into the overhead lights! Yes, Roger Daltrey had clocked the cameraman around the earhole!!! The TV Director thought it was great - totally unaware that one of his cameramen was now totally dazed! It started the trend of that era for swinging the cameras around wildly and up into the lights! The bill for replacement camera tubes went through the roof for a while, as the resulting burn marks on the sensitive photo-conductors rendered the cameras unfit for use! It only stopped when the management decreed that in future, the cost of the tubes would come from the programme budget rather than the maintenance one....! -- Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cymaz Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 " Good morning to SAGA Radio.....I SAID ITS SAGA RADIO........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted January 20, 2022 Author Share Posted January 20, 2022 anyone stuck for what to get her indoors...? ken anderson...ne..1..romance dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john stones 1 - Moderator Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Love the Dog n Deer. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ken anderson. said: anyone stuck for what to get her indoors...? ken anderson...ne..1..romance dept. That’s big enough to beat me with, if I brought that home! BTW, it’s her Ladyship’s birthday on Saturday.......big surprise. I guarantee she will be delighted. Keep you posted! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) Novak Djokovic has been approached to coach the England cricket team. It took Australia 2 weeks to get him out. Edited January 20, 2022 by Eric Robson 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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