ken anderson. Posted October 6, 2022 Author Share Posted October 6, 2022 met my wife when we both worked at the Glue factory....we bonded instantly.... ken anderson...ne..1...sticky dept. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 And stuck together through gel and thin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 Woman says to her husband, I'm tired of you pushing me around, talking behind my back! He says, but you're in a wheelchair, dear. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 A joke removed as it was a little beyond the limits of the forum code of conduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 53 minutes ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: A joke removed as it was a little beyond the limits of the forum code of conduct. Oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 Opinions required - I'm thinking of starting a forum on the Hokey Cokey... are you in or out? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 The highlight of my weekend was watching two silk worms in a race......it ended in a tie 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, Peter Christy said: A fellow New Scientist reader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 I'm thinking of starting a conga line....will anyone stand behind me on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 Sadly, today, a man drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Unfortunately his family never got to say goodbye properly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 1 hour ago, cymaz said: Sadly, today, a man drowned in a bowl of Cheerios. Unfortunately his family never got to say goodbye properly He didn't drown, he was murdered by a cereal killer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 4 hours ago, Shaun Walsh said: He didn't drown, he was murdered by a cereal killer! Whoever it was could end up doing porridge. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 He may have just flaked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 There has to be a raisin for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 I have to say that this set of jokes are just corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 9 minutes ago, Peter Miller said: I have to say that this set of jokes are just corny No, they're amaizeing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted October 11, 2022 Author Share Posted October 11, 2022 a lorry has shed its load of electrical goods on the M57 in Liverpool,the police have said the road will be closed for 5 mins... ken anderson...ne...1...traffic dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Fondest regards from down under 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Bookers, Nisa, Spar, Waitrose, Tesco....this concludes the shopping forecast 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 Pepperami... it's a bit of an animal. Well, roadkill mostly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted October 11, 2022 Share Posted October 11, 2022 3 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Mornin all, I had fun last night, I switched all the labels on the spice rack to confuse the missus, i'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, extra slim said: Mornin all, I had fun last night, I switched all the labels on the spice rack to confuse the missus, i'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin Sage advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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