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[Gary Manuel]

5 hours ago, cymaz said:

If there is no wind @ 0mph, how come it’s direction is from the North 🤔

 

 

 

Gravity.

 

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Easy one. Look at the windsock - it will look just like the symbol!  V

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

Our local Chinese restaurant just received a £10000 electricity bill. I asked the manager how he was planning to cut back, he said he couldn't switch off all the lights but he could dim sum.

[cymaz]

[Brian Cooper]

Just in case you thought potatoes were animals.....

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

The “model” retriever 

(facebook photo)

 

[Peter Miller]

Been there about 75 years ago!!!  A small rubber powered model grabbed as it landed.

[J D 8]

 Me too, daughters spaniel shredded wing of my DB Rookie guess he thought it was a bird.

[kevin b]

10 hours ago, cymaz said:

The “model” retriever 

(facebook photo)

 

There you go Boss. It won't make them nasty noises any more.

[Brian Cooper]

 

Someone is having a laugh..... 🤣 . . . . . . I hope. 🥴

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[Martin Harris - Moderator]

At least diesel has come down to the same price as petrol…

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

I know the feeling!!!

[Richard Acland]

When I first met my Mother in law I noticed a great big pimple on her jaw. I found out later it was a grease nipple.

 

[EvilC57]

18 hours ago, Richard Acland said:

When I first met my Mother in law I noticed a great big pimple on her jaw. I found out later it was a grease nipple.

 

Lifted from the Les Dawson joke book 🤣?

[Christopher Wolfe]

22 hours ago, Richard Acland said:

When I first met my Mother in law I noticed a great big pimple on her jaw. I found out later it was a grease nipple.

 

I was once asked to pick up my (maybe in the future) mother in law from the local airport and I remarked that it would be a waste of petrol as there was enough room to land a broomstick on the front lawn.

 

Chris

 

 

[Peter Miller]

Hardly likely to promote future marital bliss!!

 

[kevin b]

Batchelor.

 

Definition .   

Man who never makes the same mistake once.

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

[ken anderson.]

lad and lass parted company because she had lost her glasses!!!! ............... she said "i can't see you any more" 

 

ken anderson....ne..1......sight dept.