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[Martin Harris - Moderator]

You lot have really got the bit between the teeth. There’s no stopping you…

[kevin b]

Is this better Martin ? (thought I would alter it for you)

 

Edited August 31, 2022 by kevin b

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said:

You lot have really got the bit between the teeth. There’s no stopping you…

You had better rein this in rather than spurring us on or be saddled with the consequences, or do I have a blinkered point of view? 

Edited August 31, 2022 by Shaun Walsh
Additional humour

[kevin b]

He was only joke (Y) ing.

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

These puns gonna last furlong ?

[Zflyer]

I really think we should rein this in

[Outrunner]

Niegh!

[kevin b]

10 hours ago, Zflyer said:

I really think we should rein this in

I think at the moment the odds are against that.

[Martin Gay]

Are you sure?

 

Place your bets please!

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, kevin b said:

I think at the moment the odds are against that.

I wouldn't bet on it, if you want to stop the puns there are lots of hurdles to overcome and I don't want to be saddled with the responsibility, it would only stirrup trouble.

[Peter Miller]

I know that it would be bucking the trend but could we have another subject please?

[Martin Gay]

I think we should all quit foaling around.

[Robert Cracknell]

All this laughing has left my voice a little horse..!

[Peter Miller]

1 minute ago, Robert Cracknell said:

All this laughing has left my voice a little horse..!

That could be a Shetland Pony

[Andy Gates]

OUCH!

 

Can we get back to the mane subject please?

[Gary Manuel]

 

[Peter Christy]

Enough of this horseplay!

 

--

Pete

 

[kevin b]

Yes. Let's get this thread a bit more stable.

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

If you boil a Funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock/

That's humerus. 😉

[cymaz]

 

Back to the mundane

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

 

Bono and The Edge walk into a pub. The landlord looks up and says, “ oh! Not U2 again”.

 

 

Edited September 1, 2022 by cymaz

[Brian Cooper]

Two bits of tarmac walk into a bar... both looking for trouble.

 

The barman says, "Hey, guys.. that bit of red tarmac in the corner over there will fight you both."

 

They turn to take a look...

Both turn back to barman and say....

"No chance, mate... We have seen his type before. That guy's mad and probably a cyclepath." 

 

.

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Ouch!

 

It sounds like they might both have been laid out flat and a line might have to be drawn there. 

[extra slim]

Did you know Nelson was 5’4” tall.
His statue in London is 16 feet tall.
That’s Horatio of 3:1

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

If there is no wind @ 0mph, how come it’s direction is from the North 🤔