Sign of the times - funnies * Remember this is a family friendly forum and inappropriate postings will be removed without warning.

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

I know which I would rather have !   😁

 

kevinb.     Older and a lot wiser.

[kevin b]

Hmm. Left hand drive. Looks like a European model.

(the other one probably was as well).

[cymaz]

H for Hancock

 

 

[Steve Colman]

This does it for me every time. Absolutely brilliant!

 

 

[ken anderson.]

Boxer went to the doctors said "i cant sleep"

 

the doctor said " have you tried counting sheep"? 

 

 

boxer replies......."i have but i wake up when i get to nine...."

 

ken anderson...ne..1....... boxing dept.

[Robert Cracknell]

I tried boxing once.....I was so far behind I needed a knockout for a draw !

[Brian Cooper]

[Don Fry]

Belgian joke about their French friends. 

How man Frenchmen are needed to unscrew a lightbulb.

One, to hold it. The world revolves about him.

[Don Fry]

For balance,

Why don’t Belgians eat pretzels. Can’t undo the knots

[cymaz]

I went and visited my neighbour today and asked if she needed any DIY doing. She went into the garage and some time later with a small pair of steps and said ,”here’s something you can get on with”.

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Christy]

Unfortunately, too true!!!

 

--

Pete

 

[Brian Cooper]

Hours before my grandfather died, the Doctor covered his back in Vaseline.

 

After that we went downhill really fast.

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

How many more times?!?

 

A really funny cartoon has been deleted, simply because it contained a word unacceptable on this forum slightly disguised by one of its four letters being replaced by a star.  This is clearly breaching a simple and prominent condition in the code of conduct. 
 

The saddest thing is that the bubble in question appeared to have been edited some time previously. Had the one word been similarly edited to something suitable before being copied and pasted to this thread, we’d all be having a chance to chuckle at it. 

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

Ouch 🤢

[Peter Miller]

Should have tried E-Lax

[Brian Cooper]

The queue for the loo.... 

 

[Peter Miller]

There was a well known print of a similar view from Victorian times

[extra slim]

Last night I dreamt I was a horse again, that's 5 nights on the trot

[extra slim]

I also remember dreaming I fell into an upholstery machine in a factory, it freaked me out but i'm fully recovered now

[Gary Manuel]

4 hours ago, extra slim said:

Last night I dreamt I was a horse again, that's 5 nights on the trot

I hope that you are in a stable condition now.

Edited August 31, 2022 by Gary Manuel

[Shaun Walsh]

5 hours ago, extra slim said:

Last night I dreamt I was a horse again, that's 5 nights on the trot

That's not a dream, it's a night mare. 

[Peter Miller]

You will be OK unless you get "the trots!"