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[Eric Robson]

She could always go on a blind date,

[Gary Manuel]

3 minutes ago, Eric Robson said:

She could always go on a blind date,

In Venice obviously......

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Christopher Wolfe]

Looking good.

Edited September 11, 2022 by Christopher Wolfe
A typo that I didnt see coming

[Brian Cooper]

One for long car journeys with the kids, and playing "I spy" has run its course... 

 

Ask them why divers go backwards off a boat. 

Sit back and enjoy the discussions and arguments. 

 

When you arrive at your destination, tell them the answer, which is.....

 

If they went forwards, they would still be in the boat. 

 

 

 

[cymaz]

3 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

One for long car journeys with the kids, and playing "I spy" has run its course... 

 

Ask them why divers go backwards off a boat. 

Sit back and enjoy the discussions and arguments. 

 

When you arrive at your destination, tell them the answer, which is.....

 

If they went forwards, they would still be in the boat. 

 

 

 

What if they were facing the water before going in?

[J D 8]

      They would knock their face masks off if they went forwards, which is why they go in backwards.😀

[Brian Cooper]

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd Break into a distillery......

 

Daffy says to Elmer, "Is this whiskey?"

 

Elmer replies, "Yeth, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."

[Peter Christy]

Why isn't there a <groan> icon for jokes like this? 😆

 

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Pete

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Chris Walby]

On 13/09/2022 at 12:33, J D 8 said:

      They would knock their face masks off if they went forwards, which is why they go in backwards.😀

Plus have you tried walking forwards with your fins on...just easier to roll backward and hold you mask with a spare hand...

 

How about doing a firefighters lift with your breathing apparatus on (single cylinder set)....not many volunteers after the first male victim 🤣  

[kevin b]

3 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

That's the spirit !

😁

[cymaz]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Peter Miller]

Amazon just put up a funny after I had reviewed something

 

: Why was the sand wet?Because the sea weed.

[kevin b]

[PatMc]

Echo ?

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Shaun Walsh]

But the Procrastination Society meeting has been postponed until tomorrow.

[kevin b]

[Bruce Collinson]

The Psychic Society meeting has been postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

[Brian Cooper]

[kevin b]

[cymaz]

The Society of Origami in the UK has folded

Edited September 17, 2022 by cymaz

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

1 hour ago, cymaz said:

The Society of Origami in the UK has folded

 

On 26/01/2009 at 10:20, 001 said:

Another Japanese Bank has gone into administration. The Origami Bank has folded.

 

You guys crease me up...