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[cymaz]

Stars in their Eyes....

”Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Glen Miller”

He went up the stair and through the fog......we never saw him again.

[cymaz]

Just invented a glue for lady DIYers...No More Males

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Christopher Wolfe]

[cymaz]

 

 

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

The new Museum is now open,,,

[kevin b]

5 hours ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

The new Museum is now open,,,

That air and space doesn't look old enough to be in a museum.

[Alex Ferguson 2]

21 minutes ago, kevin b said:

That air and space doesn't look old enough to be in a museum.

It is the same air as used in WWII.

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

1 minute ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said:

It is the same air as used in WWII.

 

No that got sold off Qatar owns it now.

[Peter Miller]

14 minutes ago, john stones 1 - Moderator said:

 

No that got sold off Qatar owns it now.

In that case it is just hot air

[Brian Cooper]

[PatMc]

What's a "huband" ?

[kevin b]

36 minutes ago, PatMc said:

What's a "huband" ?

Must be an "American" word.

(spell check didn't pick it up either and that's American).

[kevin b]

2 hours ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said:

It is the same air as used in WWII.

Has it been restored ?

The space looks fairly new though.

🙃

[Zflyer]

I should make the best of the museum, you know what they say  "Air today gone tomorrow"

[Zflyer]

Aero Modelling Definitions

Spar : Local supermarket

Joiner: enroute to meet a lady

Aileron : Poorly bloke

Longeron : Tall bloke

Rib : Something to go with BBQ sauce

Acro : large black bird

Plane : nothing special

Bi plane : nothing special and boring

Tri plane : nothing special, boring and odd

Spinner : BBC news reader

Long/short Fuse : time between connecting lipo and magic smoke appearing

Wing: see Rib above

STringer : Patron saint of Campanolgy

Centre of Gravity (CoG) the largest pile of debris at the crash site

 

I am sure you can all do better

 

 

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

Prop : Big bloke Cauliflower ears.

Propwash : Big bloke in shower.

Angle of Attack: Which side you hit the tree from ?

Chord : Status Quo's limit.

Flaps : Your flying buddy on maidens.

[Alex Ferguson 2]

2 hours ago, Zflyer said:

I should make the best of the museum, you know what they say  "Air today gone tomorrow"

Must be an heirloom.

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

6 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

Ye Gods. Please!!!! That put me right off my cornflakes

[Alex Ferguson 2]

1 hour ago, Peter Miller said:

Ye Gods. Please!!!! That put me right off my cornflakes

Not sure what Alice would have said either. Make sure there is good reflective material on your mirror and don't go peeking round the back of it or you'll end up down the rabbit hole.

[cymaz]

9 hours ago, Peter Miller said:

Ye Gods. Please!!!! That put me right off my cornflakes

Cereal offender!

[Brian Cooper]

Why..?? 
 

Because nothing says Christmas like a plastic dinosaur with badly applied lipstick!
 

[EvilC57]

7 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

Why..?? 
 

Because nothing says Christmas like a plastic dinosaur with badly applied lipstick!
 

£10!  I wouldn’t pay 10p for it.

[FlyinFlynn]

1 hour ago, EvilC57 said:

£10!  I wouldn’t pay 10p for it.

Just remember, there will be people around that will buy that for £10 and think anyone spending $10 on a servo is stark raving bonkers.....