cymaz Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 40 minutes ago, Eric Robson said: Electric. AA batteries 🔋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy J Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 28 minutes ago, cymaz said: AA batteries 🔋 NO batteries enclosed in this product. Batteries may be purchased separately from our After Sales Service Dept. Please note: Our After Sales Service will be closed over the Christmas period and will re-open in 2024 or perhaps 2025. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Brian Cooper said: Definitely a diesel wife, they're dirtier and they've got more bottom end power! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Mack Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 Talking of trombones...that reminds me 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 8 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zflyer Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 The Umbrella I think is for protection from Jeremy Clarkson!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Walby Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 6 hours ago, Christopher Wolfe said: Simple, you just use a very very sharp knife and hack away at the packaging, 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Why can’t I open child proof lids? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Get a 4 year old to show you... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Bullit Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 This guy is genius and funny: 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 As seen in some of the better restaurants... 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 14 hours ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: Get a 4 year old to show you... Yes, I remember buying a video recorder "so simple a 4-year old can work it". The trouble is, you can never find a four-year old when you need one...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingman Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Wife sent me a text yesterday saying she was in Casualty. When I got home last night I watched all 50 minutes of it - never saw her once She still hasn’t come home yet and I’m starving!!!!! 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Peter Christy said: Yes, I remember buying a video recorder "so simple a 4-year old can work it". The trouble is, you can never find a four-year old when you need one...! I bet gary glitter could Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Well, it's that time of the year, so here goes; Have a safe and merry Christmas Chris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Cinderella takes her phone into Boots the chemist, uploads some photos then selects the next day print service. As she's leaving her fairy godmother walks in. "Is something the matter, Cinders?" FG asks. "Oh no" says Cinders "In one day my prints will come" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 Sorry Pat that was Snow White, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted December 22, 2022 Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) Snow White didn't have a Fairy Godmother but as Cinderella was too poor to have her own prince so she dreamed up an imaginary one. Lo & behold FG made her dream come true ! Moral is - if you don't have a dream, how are you going to make a dream come true. Edited December 22, 2022 by PatMc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 11 hours ago, PatMc said: Snow White didn't have a Fairy Godmother but as Cinderella was too poor to have her own prince so she dreamed up an imaginary one. Lo & behold FG made her dream come true ! Moral is - if you don't have a dream, how are you going to make a dream come true. Oh well Hi Ho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 For the Festive Season... Scrooge got up and open the window. London shone as the new day began. It was crisp and white all over the rooftops. He looked down at the snow covered street below and saw a small boy. ”Hey you, boy , what day is it?”. The lad looked up and said, “ It’s the first day of the DFS sofa sale, sir” 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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