john stones 1 - Moderator Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Posted by cymaz on 20/11/2020 18:20:20: Oh ...hell, that went well Chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Posted by cymaz on 20/11/2020 18:20:20: Oh ...hell, that went well I can see a row of icons on my phone but not on PC. Can't make out what the icons are though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Senior moment I’m afraid......working on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Here we go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 “It appears that it was a marble in the ashtray” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnP25 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Love the last one. j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Peacock Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 My Chinese next door neighbours ate Waffles for breakfast. I loved that cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted December 3, 2020 Share Posted December 3, 2020 Posted by Geoff Peacock on 03/12/2020 14:16:24: My Chinese next door neighbours ate Waffles for breakfast. I loved that cat! Unfortunately, many a true word spoken in jest. 🙀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Edited By kevin b on 05/12/2020 21:43:53 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 Anybody seen the latest Government Christmas Covid ad ? Eat sprout to help out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Colbourne Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Husband and Wife go Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping centre just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on her mobile. The wife asked, "Where are you? You know we have lots to do." Her husband replied, "You remember the jewellers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn't afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?" Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up… "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied. "Well I'm in the model shop next door." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Dyer Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 While I was working at Boeing in seattle, we were doodling a new mount for 747 brake line castings. I Wanted to alter something and asked the field engineer if she had a rubber. I didn't know why she nearly wet herself laughing, but I do now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Posted by Maurice Dyer on 11/12/2020 11:40:31: While I was working at Boeing in seattle, we were doodling a new mount for 747 brake line castings. I Wanted to alter something and asked the field engineer if she had a rubber. I didn't know why she nearly wet herself laughing, but I do now.... That reminds me of one night sitting in the pub with some friends and smoking (yep - we did it back then) Gitanes when, during one of those unexplainable sudden hushes in background chat, one guy said "Hey Daithi - have you got any more of those Frenchies?" (absolutely true story) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Reminds me of when Dave Allen said that he was being interviewed live on US TV. When asked how he liked to relax he said that he liked to have a glass of whisky and a fag in his mouth. I may have paraphrased it a bit but the essence of the story is there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowerman Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 I agree and a lot of people think a face shield does the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Posted by Mowerman on 12/12/2020 16:43:07: I agree and a lot of people think a face shield does the job What, of contraception ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 A friend of my wife was sent home early from work and caught her son and his girl friend off school having sex. She was horrified .Do you know she could have a baby with what your doing, she yelled, It's alright he replied we have protection. And where did you get that from! It's cling film from the draw was the reply. This was in the 1970's and as far as I know it worked.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 My mate is at it again.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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