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[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[J D 8]

 The above not so funny when 30 minuets ago I was having to do the same for my wife who started chocking and struggling to breath [ we are not sure of cause] Ok now. Phew.

[Wingman]

Ah JD8 you may have misunderstood the concept of hugging which is enveloping the persons upper body with ones' arms and gently squeezing not putting arms around the person's neck and squeezing😄

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Thank goodness you were there and knew what to do John.  

[J D 8]

  First aid training with HM Coastguard has come in handy on several occasions out side of duty.

[Brian Cooper]

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

They laughed when I said I was packing my job in to become a standup comedian.

But I actually followed through and did it.

. . . They're not laughing now.

 

[Zflyer]

One of Mr Monkhouses i Beleive Brian

[John Wagg]

[Eric Robson]

Mrs Brown's boys.

[cymaz]

[Don Fry]

Mate of mine, Traffic officer working a stretch 20 mile stretch of a major motorway. And he gets a serious shout, all the way on the other end.. Now road works are underway, 2 lanes to three. Last time he went through, cones and nothing. So he ran up the closed lane, terminal velocity, powerful car, upped engine. And there was now a trench.. suspension left in the trench. 

[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

31 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

There's also a competition to find out who has the most gullible wife, you won!

[Zflyer]

Just gets an extra half hour with the boyfriend!!!

[Philip Lewis 3]

33 minutes ago, Zflyer said:

Just gets an extra half hour with the boyfriend!!!

Which of them?

 

Sorry, just couldn't help myself!

[Zflyer]

6 hours ago, Philip Lewis 3 said:

Which of them?

 

Sorry, just couldn't help myself!

Only the once, with the Welsh Regiment!

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

[Brian Cooper]