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[ken anderson.]

have some fun with the kid's..

ken anderson...smart foot dept.

[Myron Beaumont]

Ken Didn't have any problem .Could be my brain is abnormal ?Mind you I can play the organ with bass pedals .

[ken anderson.]

well done myron...long time -we no hear from you on the forum...

ken anderson...ne..1 .....myrons back dept.

[John Tee]

welcome back Myron .Missed you

john

[Don Fry]

Don't mess with a bloke who can play an organ with base pedals, I say.

[Peter Miller]

Now here is one to do your heart good!

don't mess with old people.

[Steve Hargreaves - Moderator]

A police officer called the station on his radio.

"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet. The floor's still wet."

[David Pearce 4]

Not a joke, but just something on today's ITV Tipping Point;

The question was "who in 1841 organised the first package holiday?"

The contestants answer: British Airways!

I know not everyone knows their avaiation history but that is worrying!

(Correct answer Thomas Cook)

Edited By David Pearce 4 on 09/11/2015 16:46:32

[ken anderson.]

RIP warren Mitchell(alf Garnett) and other characters he portrayed  who died earlier today...thanks for the laugh's.

 

ken anderson...ne...1... RIP............. W Mitchell dept.

Edited By ken anderson. on 14/11/2015 18:52:09

[Josip Vrandecic -Mes]

The best natural gimbal ever....

**LINK**

[Peter Miller]

I don't know why, but that is hilarious!!!

[John Privett]

When I was still at school one of my friends' brother had a Kestrel. The Kestrel would keep its head still if it was moved around - just like the chicken is doing. I can see why that is useful for a Kestrel, hovering over its prey, preparing to swoop. But I really can't imagine why the chicken would need the ability to do the same!

[J D 8]

It's watching out for something about to swoop on it.

[AVC]

I think this is the Chinese version of the Eagle Tree stab system, the "Chicken Tree"...

[kevin b]

So.

Is it cheaper to buy a HobbyKing gimbal, or a chicken head ?

[Biggles' Elder Brother - Moderator]

Depends if you want hardware or wetware.

BEB

[Dave Hopkin]

Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook founder, has pledged to give away 99 percent of his fortune after the birth of his child.

Baby Max's first words are going to be...

"You did whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"

[Dave Hopkin]

In the light of the current situation in Syria, I think we should all prepare for the worst

Another movie about the Americans saving the world

[Dave Hopkin]

Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'

[Dave Hopkin]

I was sitting in the hospital canteen, when the doctor came over, looking all weepy eyed.

"What's up, doc?" I asked, before tucking into my sandwich.

"I'm afraid your wife didn't make it," he said.

"I can tell," I replied. "This sandwich is gorgeous."

[Dave Hopkin]

"The killer whale came right up to the glass and looked straight at me," said my wife after visiting Sea World.

"It was probably wondering how you managed to escape," I said.

[cymaz]

John Motson has nothing on these guys

[Steve Hargreaves - Moderator]

For all you IT support guys out there....

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop'.
Customer: 'OK'..
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'.
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No'.
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'.
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click''.

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Tech Support: 'OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'

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Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?'.

[Steve Hargreaves - Moderator]

I was sitting at the computer the other day writing out my Final Wishes & called out to my wife,

"WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!"

She shouted back "YOU ALREADY DO YOU LAZY SO & SO !! "

[Steve Hargreaves - Moderator]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale '

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'