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[kevin b]

1 hour ago, FlyinFlynn said:

Just remember, there will be people around that will buy that for £10 and think anyone spending $10 on a servo is stark raving bonkers.....

That depends on what type of servo !

 

Personally I think it looks more like a dragon than a Dinasaur, but there again I'm not a 7 year old whose parents have got money to throw away.

🙃

[Christopher Wolfe]

[Zflyer]

More Aero Modelling Definitions

 

Servo     : Italian waiter

Tailspin : convoluted story

Tailfin    : skinny story

Canopy : penniless (try Scottish accent)

Wheel Spats : Argument over tyres

Ground Effect: scene of crash

Spoiler  : Club know it all

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

Stall : Can I pay later ?

Stall turn : Borrowed my club fee.

Bird strike : Wife caught you buying another model.

Reward C.G : Me pants have shrunk.

3 blade prop ; Jeez another bad landing.

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Zflyer]

Disgraceful, no toilet paper !

[Shaun Walsh]

19 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

Must have been a flash in the pan!

[cymaz]

Ted’s been up to no good again....sending me jokes like this

 

 

[GrumpyGnome]

That really is toilet humour!

[cymaz]

The topic has really gone down the pan 

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

A Sad story to tell? Ok ...I’ll sit down for this one

[Zflyer]

The arse old question!!

[Don Fry]

Saves on toilet paper.

[Martian]

your plane fell to bits

 

[john davidson 1]

Quote

 

Jesus Christ was going to be called Gary but Mary stubbed her toe.

[Don Fry]

1 hour ago, john davidson 1 said:

Jesus Christ was going to be called Gary but Mary stubbed her toe.

And said blessed be the big toe Wot hurts, and I’ll stick to sensible names.

[cymaz]

[Peter Christy]

[cymaz]

The best cheese to buy  online?......Edam

Edited November 28, 2022 by cymaz

[extra slim]

Just had a comet and kidney pie for tea tonight.. it’s similar to a steak and kidney pie… only meteor!

[Shaun Walsh]

1 hour ago, cymaz said:

The best cheese to buy  online?......Edam

What about E-mmental?

[cymaz]

 

Something to get your teeth into 🧀

 

 

https://www.cheese.com/alphabetical/?per_page=80&i=e&page=1#top

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

2 hours ago, extra slim said:

Just had a comet and kidney pie for tea tonight.. it’s similar to a steak and kidney pie… only meteor!

If you fancy something a little more exotic, why not try a Chicken Tarka - it's a bit like a Tikka but it's a little 'otter...

[Brian Cooper]