Bob Cotsford Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Excellent stuff, keep them coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Posted by Bob Cotsford on 19/12/2020 11:04:54: Excellent stuff, keep them coming I, of course, am far too young to understand any of the oap jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Willey 2 Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Two old women in church. One turns to the other and says, "I've just let out a big silent fart, what should I do?" The other replied, "Get a new battery for your hearing aid". When I lived in Tralee I saw a man stood outside the pub door smoking a cigarette. A guard came up to him and said, "You're not two meters from the door". He replied, "I'm in that pub over the road". A friend of ours was working as a painter and decorator in a doctor's house. The doctor said to him, "I see you cover your mistakes with putty". He replied, "At least I don't use a shovel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 And for those who have had the Covid vaccination...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 Can anybody help please ? One of our club members has lost his drone. Unfortunately, he let it get out of sight. This is the last photo it transmitted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 We can deduce from the photo it was flying where it wasn’t suppose to be......best keep quiet on that one and hope the registration number has been well and truly chewed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Whisky Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Cunnington Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 In the Xmas spirit, I hope it does not contravene the rules, but if so I will remove it. Edited By Dave Cunnington on 21/12/2020 18:43:14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Parker Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 Hi Kevin B, Seeing your photo reminded me of a little problem I had at work a couple of years ago. We had been refurbishing the welfare facilities at a factory that provides titanium for fan blades to Rolls Royce and the client had requested a full wall picture of a jet egine etched on pvc paneling, well the architect provided the contractor with a picture which was etched on the pvc and duely installed, which was not cheap by any means. The factory manager was invited to inspect the finished work. On seeing the engine he let out a whole load of expletives, it turned out that the engine in question on the wall, which even to me looked like a jet engine, was a Pratt & Whitney engine ooops. The wall remained I believe but I know that employees of Rolls Royce pay regular visits I wonder what they think?? Regards Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Cricket news. The Indian Test team has been exempted from Corvid tests. Apparently they’re incapable of catching anything off a bat. BTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 Passed on to me... Unlikely announcement on a train ” There is now hot food being served on this service, as the buffet car is on fire” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Posted by Bruce Collinson on 22/12/2020 20:00:50: Cricket news. The Indian Test team has been exempted from Corvid tests. Apparently they’re incapable of catching anything off a bat. BTC Surely a Corvid test only determines whether you caught it from a member of the Crow family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryt Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Excellent Shaun. Sharp today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Yes, glad you spotted it. I bought a fancy German Christmas cake. It's disappeared. Perhaps it was stol(l)en? BTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 I thought I had one of those little cakey things with jam and cream - been searching everywhere...scone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Posted by Martin Harris on 24/12/2020 22:22:00: I thought I had one of those little cakey things with jam and cream - been searching everywhere...scone.... Wasn't it brought up to Scotland where it turned to stone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Didn’t the Stuka dive bomber siren use a batter based product in WW2? . . . The crumpets of Jericho. And jaeger bombs Edited By cymaz on 24/12/2020 22:40:27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 I hope you're not alluding to my (Scottish) wife's baking, Daithi? Edited By Martin Harris on 24/12/2020 22:39:32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Posted by cymaz on 24/12/2020 22:38:49: Didn’t the Stuka dive bomber siren use a batter based product in WW2? The crumpets of Jericho. There's a lot of holes in that theory, Cymaz... Edited By Martin Harris on 25/12/2020 00:51:54 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daithi O Buitigh Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 I've heard that if you have relatives round on Christmas day the police can force entry and make them go home. Do you think this is a free service or do you have to book ??? Edited By Daithi O Buitigh on 25/12/2020 05:49:56 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 A mate told me that his mother in law is an angel. I replied that he was lucky...... as mine is still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 I said to the wife I like your mother in law than I like mine!! Edited By Peter Miller on 25/12/2020 08:36:13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kc Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Our local butchers has a blackboard outside with comments to amuse the people walking past. a few years ago it had this- a DOG IS NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS DAY........ ........cook a few extra vegetables and you could make it last for Boxing Day too Edited By kc on 25/12/2020 10:45:27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Festive funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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