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[Shaun Walsh]

26 minutes ago, Ron Gray said:

Shouldn’t that be ‘little person’?

No, the "little people" are leprechauns🤣

[kevin b]

1 hour ago, Shaun Walsh said:

No, the "little people" are leprechauns🤣

To be sure. ☘️

[Martian]

12 hours ago, Peter Miller said:

Maybe we should only refer to them as "A human being......"

No, that would upset any aliens reading the thread!!!!

Anyway,  I am not sure that some people would qualify as human these days.

I am offended

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

Taken from facebook 

 

[Sheepish]

[Sheepish]

[J D 8]

            Had a couple of stingers trying to sort problems with my electric stock 🐄fence yesterday, brings forth the sort of words not allowed on this forum.🤫

[Brian Cooper]

[cymaz]

Personally,  I use 3 in 1 ...loosens, lubricates, protects.

Edited August 13, 2023 by cymaz

[Sheepish]

[Peter Miller]

WE had an adopted mongrel,a lovely dog but NOT tiny.  She decided that the only place to be was on my lap in the evening. She was so determined about this that she would happily lie there all evening with my typewriter on her back while I typed.

[cymaz]

49 minutes ago, Peter Miller said:

WE had an adopted mongrel,a lovely dog but NOT tiny.  She decided that the only place to be was on my lap in the evening. She was so determined about this that she would happily lie there all evening with my typewriter on her back while I typed.

 

Funnily enough, when sitting up in bed, I rest my iPad on the side of the cat.....a bit like this

 

Edited August 13, 2023 by cymaz

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Miller]

46 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

Having just taken out my car insurance...I really needed that!!!!

[EvilC57]

[Eric Robson]

Seen on Facebook, one answer that had me in stitches.

From what I learned from the Internet is to take your phone out and video it.

[Geoff S]

4 hours ago, Eric Robson said:

Seen on Facebook, one answer that had me in stitches.

From what I learned from the Internet is to take your phone out and video it.

 

When I was a teenager and helping out in the family radio/TV shop, a customer came in saying that all the electricity in the house had failed - including the TV.  He admitted he'd just fitted a new plug to his electric fire.  Dad sent me to investigate.  He had fitted a new plug; he'd also connected the wires to right pins in the plug; unfortunately he'd stripped the insulation so far back it was still bare where it left the plug!  I'd never seen it before and I've never seen it since.  There was effectively a solid fused copper bar across the mains which, fortunately had blown the fuse before any further damage!  Easy fix but ...

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Bruce Collinson]

11 hours ago, Geoff S said:

 

When I was a teenager and helping out in the family radio/TV shop, a customer came in saying that all the electricity in the house had failed - including the TV.  He admitted he'd just fitted a new plug to his electric fire.  Dad sent me to investigate.  He had fitted a new plug; he'd also connected the wires to right pins in the plug; unfortunately he'd stripped the insulation so far back it was still bare where it left the plug!  I'd never seen it before and I've never seen it since.  There was effectively a solid fused copper bar across the mains which, fortunately had blown the fuse before any further damage!  Easy fix but ...

 

That and the i-Thing charger are excellent examples of Darwinian principles.

BTC

[leccyflyer]

Hope this is okay, with the bleeping -but quality delivery from Harrison Ford there. 😄

[Peter Miller]

56 minutes ago, leccyflyer said:

Hope this is okay, with the bleeping -but quality delivery from Harrison Ford there. 😄

Out of all the funnies in this thread for a LOOOOONG time, this was the best laugh that I have had.

[leccyflyer]

It's quite an oldie - over here it was always told regarding spelling of Cod - but I was very, very impressed with Harrison's delivery - he's one of my favourite US-anian actors.

[Wookman]

2 hours ago, leccyflyer said:

Hope this is okay, with the bleeping -but quality delivery from Harrison Ford there. 😄

It is an old gag but worthy of repetition for Harrison's exquisite delivery.