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In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight, I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked to the internet for the best way to serve them.


It suggested that I halve the strawberries, dust with icing sugar, and pile cream on top.

A word to the wise - pile cream tastes disgusting

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6 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:
Our local DIY stores has had a spate of thefts from the wallpaper department. The manager has said that around 12 rolls have been stolen.
 
Local police say they can see a pattern forming.
 
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It was the vinyl countdown,

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Police came to our house last night.

 

Young officer showed me a picture of my wife and said, “Is this your wife sir?

 

I replied, "Yes, what’s happened?“

 

“Looks like she’s been hit by a train, sir” .

 

I said, “I know, but she's good with the kids.”

 

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Paddy and Mick are sitting at a table in a pub and staring at their beer.  

 

Paddy says, "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."

"Really, ...?", says Mick, " I wouldn't do that. . Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 

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