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[Bruce Collinson]

What, this thread?

[Martin Gay]

All I can say is Screwdrivers! 

I prefer to walk.

[kevin b]

8 hours ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said:

What is this screwdriver torx all about?

I don't know. I think Extra Slim has got the bit between his teeth.

(Ooops, we could be back to horse jokes again !)

🙃

[Don Fry]

As in an old screw?

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Shaun Walsh]

58 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said:

Just what you need, a genie with a sense of humour!

[Peter Miller]

Or a Jeany

[cymaz]

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[Brian Cooper]

Kids homework. . . 

 

[cymaz]

Is this the flag that’s at the end of a motor race ?

 

[Brian Cooper]

[john davidson 1]

I dont think that is why she is biting the blanket!

[cymaz]

2 hours ago, john davidson 1 said:

I dont think that is why she is biting the blanket!

 That’s what I thought....😳

[kevin b]

Steady on chaps.

You don't want to incur the wrath of the mods.

Mind you, I am a bit worried about Brian's internet browsing habits.

😁

[Zflyer]

Nothing worse than the midnight munchies!

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

The ladies obviously struggling financialy, she can't afford clothes either. 😮

[cymaz]

I need to go and lie down 🛌

[cymaz]

Something for Halloween 

 

 

 

 

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Richard Acland]

On 27/10/2022 at 22:01, kevin b said:

They say that marriage is the world's greatest institution.

Personally, I have never wanted to live in an institution.

Why buy a book when you can join a library.

Though you have to keep remembering to take them back, or it can work out just as expensive. 

😁

For the first six months of marriage you could eat one another, after that you wish you had.

[Eric Robson]

My wife was put on a course of tablets, after a few days she said they are good they make me feel like a new woman. I said they  must contain something I've been eating for the last ten years.

Edited November 3, 2022 by Eric Robson

[Alex Ferguson 2]

Has any one collared this one? Doggone it, wooof.

 

Edited November 4, 2022 by Alex Ferguson 2