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[Eric Robson]

Even putting colon the fire is frowned on nowadays 

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

football,

 11 Millionaires kicking a ball around while,

1 million poor people pay to watch them.🤢

[PatMc]

3 minutes ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

football,

 11 Millionaires kicking a ball around while,

1 million poor people pay to watch them.🤢

Nobody watches unless there are 22 people (at least at kick off) kicking the ball around. 😉 

[Nick Cripps]

29 minutes ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

football,

 11 Millionaires kicking a ball around while,

1 million poor people pay to watch them.🤢

Presided over by 4 officials who earn a fraction of their wages and are continually abused by players, managers and supporters for 90 minutes.

 

Shocking treatment, who would work in that environment every day?

[PatMc]

21 minutes ago, Nick Cripps said:

Presided over by 4 officials who earn a fraction of their wages and are continually abused by players, managers and supporters for 90 minutes.

 

Shocking treatment, who would work in that environment every day?

The police, prison officers, firefighters, ambulance crews, bus drivers ...

[Peter Miller]

But think,you can be paid (I nearly said earn) a million pounds just to talk about it on TV

[Don Fry]

No one has mentioned that band of sports and public spirited and generous benefactors, namely the club owners.

[Brian Cooper]

[EvilC57]

7 hours ago, Peter Miller said:

But think,you can be paid (I nearly said earn) a million pounds just to talk about it on TV

Makes me feel sick every time I pay my TV license 🤮.

[cymaz]

9 hours ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

football,

 11 Millionaires kicking a ball around while,

1 million poor people pay to watch them.🤢

Surely , 22 millionaires 

💰

[cymaz]

https://fb.watch/n5TuvQmDRF/?fs=e&s=cl

[J D 8]

9 hours ago, cymaz said:

Surely , 22 millionaires 

💰

  You forgot all the sub's waiting on the bench doing nowt.

[Brian Cooper]

Football is nature's way of telling you to do more model flying.  

[Brian Cooper]

[Flying Squirrel]

On 16/09/2023 at 10:30, Shaun Walsh said:

Better make sure that your punctuation is correct,  moderators don't like the improper use of a colon.

May only be a semi-colon now if he's been that with the bananas...

[Brian Cooper]

[Brian Cooper]

[Peter Christy]

 

[PatMc]

Why you should always put contact details on your aeroplanes (AKA airplanes).

 

Link

 

Edited September 18, 2023 by PatMc

[Outrunner]

32 minutes ago, PatMc said:

Why you should always put contact details on your aeroplanes (AKA airplanes).

 

Link

 

I hope he had his RID onboard 

[PatMc]

6 minutes ago, Outrunner said:

I hope he had his RID onboard 

In the US ?

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

Trouble is, they spend a lot of time and money making these things hard to spot!  Something seems to have worked right…

 

Of course, it could be part of a cunning plot by SPECTRE to steal an F-35 as part of a plot to destabilise the West and hold us all to ransom. 
 

 

[kevin b]

12 minutes ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said:

Trouble is, they spend a lot of time and money making these things hard to spot!  Something seems to have worked right…

 

Of course, it could be part of a cunning plot by SPECTRE to steal an F-35 as part of a plot to destabilise the West and hold us all to ransom. 
 

 

Settle down Martin.

The nurse will be around soon with your medication.

🤣

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

I reckon Paul Marsh has bought it. 😉

[Brian Cooper]