Zflyer Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Have you heard that the new Medical Series on TV are doing one on Diarrhoea they expect it to run and run... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 10 minutes ago, Zflyer said: Have you heard that the new Medical Series on TV are doing one on Diarrhoea they expect it to run and run... So more like Dysentery than Dynasty? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 It’s hereditary. It runs in families. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 No it runs in your jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leccyflyer Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Glasgow youngster goes out for the evening and unfortunately she misses the last bush home. Not only does she miss the bus but it's completely hammering down with rain. So she rings her dad and asks if he can come and pick her up. "Aye" he says " Where are y'ringin' from?" "From the top of ma heid all the way doon tae ma knickers...." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff S Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 20 minutes ago, john davidson 1 said: No it runs in your jeans I thought that what cycle clips were for - to keep it from running out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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John Wagg Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know poo ?" And then she went back to reading her book. 3 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brian Cooper Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 One from my grandchildren: Why can't a T-Rex clap its little hands? . Because they are all extinct. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EvilC57 Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 13 minutes ago, Peter Christy said: This beer is giving me a sense of déjà vu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 30 minutes ago, EvilC57 said: This beer is giving me a sense of déjà vu! Many years ago a manager I worked with would often feel ill on a Thursday, phone in sick on Friday and return, miraculously cured, on the following Tuesday. We referred to his mystery illness as "Deja 'Flu". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Peter Miller Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 3 minutes ago, Brian Cooper said: looking at charts like that could be the worst thing possible for your eyesight. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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john davidson 1 Posted February 3 Share Posted February 3 I've just given up my addiction to nuts marshmallow and chocolate, ITS A ROCKY ROAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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