Martin Harris - Moderator Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 hour ago, extra slim said: Mornin all, I had fun last night, I switched all the labels on the spice rack to confuse the missus, i'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin 1 hour ago, Shaun Walsh said: Sage advice. Not the way to curry favour. You may get a chilli reception Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilC57 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 hours ago, extra slim said: Mornin all, I had fun last night, I switched all the labels on the spice rack to confuse the missus, i'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin Cardamom, that’s not fair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 I'm off today for a meeting about my addiction to drinking brake fluid, well, others claim it's an addiction, but I know I can stop whenever I want to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engine Doctor Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 While visiting Dublin and strolling through the shopping area we spotted this sign in a Cafe window ! " The Roof bar is upstairs " It's true . 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Putin receives a new dining table from the people of Crimea...... 8 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 3 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 My mate’s been at it again.......... 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 4 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 Very good! But will anyone under the age of 60 understand it? 😳 -- Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, Peter Christy said: Very good! But will anyone under the age of 60 understand it? 😳 -- Pete I don't think that is a problem on this forum. 😁 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 4 minutes ago, kevin b said: I don't think that is a problem on this forum. 😁 I’ve worked it out, and looked it up. I was three when it was famous. Only 70 mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Peter Miller said: Does the clock read 8:00 or 11:40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 3 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 5 hours ago, cymaz said: Does the clock read 8:00 or 11:40? Only time will tell, but it's due to strike. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Jenkins Posted October 17, 2022 Share Posted October 17, 2022 I understand that when Kwasi Kwarteng flew back from Washington DC last week, he had to travel First Class as neither Business nor Economy would have him. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 Very true, in fairness to him, he hadn’t been told he was now a suitcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 Travelling by ship they used to have a class called "steerage". Maybe they should have strapped him to the rudder of the aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Jenkins Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 I think you've missed the pun there chaps! (He would have travelled First Class anyway.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 I can't help if I am thick"!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 In many instances thick is a good attribute to have .....! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 When a rugby player has suspected concussion he is taken off and asked questions like "who is the prime minister" Not many would get that right! 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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