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[Martin Harris - Moderator]

I’m not sure the cat is eligible to form a government as the relevant clauses in the legislation have been retracted…

[EvilC57]

20 hours ago, Brian Cooper said:

 

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[cymaz]

[cymaz]

The Pope can now take donations via Papal

[Shaun Walsh]

Rishi Sunak will see the King later today and become Prime Minister, after that he's going to Ikea, apparently he has to assemble a cabinet.

[cymaz]

The way things are going, the King will see more PMs than the Queen did in 70 years of reign!

[Peter Miller]

Actually these days PM stands for Post Mortem

[kevin b]

I feel sorry for Boris.

His record of being Britain's worst PM only lasted 45 days !

😁

[kevin b]

In view of the current political situation, staff at Downing Street have decided to make some alterations.

 

 

[cymaz]

And now, live to Downing Street for the results to announce the new PM.....

 

 

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

Post removed gents, we are being fair with you, politics is usually a no, but you're being non partisan and up to now not causing offence so please don't abuse that.

 

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[Gary Manuel]

[Brian Cooper]

Four bowlers were out on the Green practicing.

As one of them was about to bowl, they saw a funeral procession go by.

Instead of bowling, the bowler removed his cap and placed it on his chest until the funeral had passed.

At this point, one of the others said, "You know, that was the most touching thing I've ever seen."

And the bowler answers, "Well, I was married to her for 20 years. . It was the least I could do."

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[Don Fry]

I laughed at that one, in the sure, and certain knowledge that SHMBO never reads this. 

[kevin b]

They say that marriage is the world's greatest institution.

Personally, I have never wanted to live in an institution.

Why buy a book when you can join a library.

Though you have to keep remembering to take them back, or it can work out just as expensive. 

😁

[extra slim]

Sad day today chaps, my pet mouse Elvis died.. he was caught in a trap 😜

[Eric Robson]

11 hours ago, extra slim said:

Sad day today chaps, my pet mouse Elvis died.. he was caught in a trap 😜

That sounds a bit suspicious mind.

[extra slim]

And after the difficult day yesterday losing Elvis, I went out to a fancy dress party to cheer myself up. I went as a screw driver, and certainly turned a few heads!. 

[Eric Robson]

Was Phillips one of them?

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

12 minutes ago, Eric Robson said:

Was Phillips one of them?

Probably not I am sure that he is straight,,,

[Bruce Collinson]

You Pozitive about that.

[Alex Ferguson 2]

What is this screwdriver torx all about?