Martin Harris - Moderator Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 You lot have really got the bit between the teeth. There’s no stopping you… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) Is this better Martin ? (thought I would alter it for you) Edited August 31, 2022 by kevin b 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Martin Harris - Moderator said: You lot have really got the bit between the teeth. There’s no stopping you… You had better rein this in rather than spurring us on or be saddled with the consequences, or do I have a blinkered point of view? Edited August 31, 2022 by Shaun Walsh Additional humour 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 He was only joke (Y) ing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 These puns gonna last furlong ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 I really think we should rein this in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outrunner Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Niegh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 10 hours ago, Zflyer said: I really think we should rein this in I think at the moment the odds are against that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Gay Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Are you sure? Place your bets please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 hour ago, kevin b said: I think at the moment the odds are against that. I wouldn't bet on it, if you want to stop the puns there are lots of hurdles to overcome and I don't want to be saddled with the responsibility, it would only stirrup trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 I know that it would be bucking the trend but could we have another subject please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Gay Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 I think we should all quit foaling around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Cracknell Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 All this laughing has left my voice a little horse..! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Robert Cracknell said: All this laughing has left my voice a little horse..! That could be a Shetland Pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Gates Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 OUCH! Can we get back to the mane subject please? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Manuel Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Enough of this horseplay! -- Pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Yes. Let's get this thread a bit more stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 If you boil a Funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock/ That's humerus. 😉 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 (edited) Back to the mundane Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. Bono and The Edge walk into a pub. The landlord looks up and says, “ oh! Not U2 again”. Edited September 1, 2022 by cymaz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Two bits of tarmac walk into a bar... both looking for trouble. The barman says, "Hey, guys.. that bit of red tarmac in the corner over there will fight you both." They turn to take a look... Both turn back to barman and say.... "No chance, mate... We have seen his type before. That guy's mad and probably a cyclepath." . 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Harris - Moderator Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Ouch! It sounds like they might both have been laid out flat and a line might have to be drawn there. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extra slim Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Did you know Nelson was 5’4” tall. His statue in London is 16 feet tall. That’s Horatio of 3:1 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 If there is no wind @ 0mph, how come it’s direction is from the North 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.