Peter Christy Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 2 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) With the revelation of Harry’s book ,Spare, does anyone think that the kids game “ Knock down Ginger” will make a come back? Edited January 9, 2023 by cymaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 In all seriousness, Harry and his missus are both the broken debris of dysfunctional families, and a better response might be to ignore it and leave be. Put yourself in his shoes, and I bet you might want your shoes back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyGnome Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 I snapped my achilles tendon stumbling off a kerb..... wasn't even drunk...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Dysfunctional families abound. They are no different from many other families around the world never mind the UK. He just has the opportunity to moan and make money from it. probably better spent getting themselves 'therapy'. As for the fights and being ignored at school its a common sibling trait. I could go on but frankly they bore me, less media attention, which he grieves about, would do both them and us a favour. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 53 minutes ago, Zflyer said: Dysfunctional families abound. They are no different from many other families around the world never mind the UK. He just has the opportunity to moan and make money from it. probably better spent getting themselves 'therapy'. As for the fights and being ignored at school its a common sibling trait. I could go on but frankly they bore me, less media attention, which he grieves about, would do both them and us a favour. The real problem is that vast numbers of people are interested in the shambles...Probably the people who most like to follow it all immerse themselves in Eastenders and Coronation Street. They are also the types that peer through the lace curtains to watch the neighbours when not watching the soaps. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter, addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.” The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.” The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit”. The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH. And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. 3 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Zflyer said: A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, all under the eyes of her screaming parents. A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter, addressing the Harley rider says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.” The Harley rider replies, "Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.” The reporter says, "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies "I'm a British Army veteran, a Conservative and I voted for Brexit”. The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH. And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. You missed out the bit about the lion self-identifying as a lioness! Edited January 9, 2023 by Shaun Walsh 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted January 9, 2023 Share Posted January 9, 2023 Maybe the Lions hoping to be sent to Rhwanda ? 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyinFlynn Posted January 10, 2023 Share Posted January 10, 2023 (edited) 14 hours ago, Zflyer said: Dysfunctional families abound. They are no different from many other families around the world never mind the UK. He just has the opportunity to moan and make money from it. probably better spent getting themselves 'therapy'. As for the fights and being ignored at school its a common sibling trait. I could go on but frankly they bore me, less media attention, which he grieves about, would do both them and us a favour. 👍 Edited January 10, 2023 by FlyinFlynn Sorry... not funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I can imagine what would happen if I tried to revive that tradition.....! -- Pete 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Sorry, didn’t know they were apologising Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 22 minutes ago, cymaz said: Sorry, didn’t know they were apologising Careful Cymaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Christy Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Wolfe Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Lewis 3 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 I really don't want this tradition revived, with my other half it would take all day! (I'm really banking on that she doesn't read this). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leccyflyer Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Copping Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, leccyflyer said: I had to send that to a friend of mine, he just had a wheel smashed in a pothole🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Ferguson 2 Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 Peter Christy's cartoon (no beds) isn't a joke it is real life. 😒 Christopher Wolfe's cartoon is from New Zealand and isn't a joke, it is real life. leccyflyer's pothole, one area in New Zealand that isn't a joke either and as for smashed wheels, how many do you want? Finally, Harry's book and interviews, anyone asked how much money he is making from all of this? And that's no joke either!!!! 🥶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted January 11, 2023 Share Posted January 11, 2023 44 minutes ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said: Peter Christy's cartoon (no beds) isn't a joke it is real life. 😒 Christopher Wolfe's cartoon is from New Zealand and isn't a joke, it is real life. leccyflyer's pothole, one area in New Zealand that isn't a joke either and as for smashed wheels, how many do you want? Finally, Harry's book and interviews, anyone asked how much money he is making from all of this? And that's no joke either!!!! 🥶 Yes, but if you didn't laugh you'd cry 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Cooper Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 2 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john davidson 1 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 (edited) 20 hours ago, Alex Ferguson 2 said: Peter Christy's cartoon (no beds) isn't a joke it is real life. 😒 Christopher Wolfe's cartoon is from New Zealand and isn't a joke, it is real life. leccyflyer's pothole, one area in New Zealand that isn't a joke either and as for smashed wheels, how many do you want? Finally, Harry's book and interviews, anyone asked how much money he is making from all of this? And that's no joke either!!!! 🥶 I think the sum mentioned was $100 million from netflix Edited January 12, 2023 by john davidson 1 mistake amount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin b Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 That should pay for his security team if he decides to come over here. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Collinson Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 Sick to death of it now. Almost wishing for a small earthquake to deflect the media onto something that matters. Talk about history repeating itself, his mother all over again. BTC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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