Shaun Walsh Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 What I want to know is why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous if you have to introduce yourself to the group at the first meeting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun Walsh Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 The Philately Society gets my stamp of approval but I find arctophiles are unbearable. Personally I'm a discophile, that's just for the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 When a Communist is enraged , they must see red. Correct? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Then there was this Chinese chap went to see this Mandarin. He said "You are the greatest stamp collector in China.In fact you are the greatest stamp collector in the world" The Mandarin replied, "Philately will get you no where!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fossil1 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fossil1 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Two things about getting old.......... 1. Loosing the memory. 2. Can't remember the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 23 minutes ago, fossil1 said: Two things about getting old.......... 1. Loosing the memory. 2. Can't remember the other. Oh God, I can’t make my brain cell to make a decision. Laugh or cry. I cook, I carry hundreds of recipes in the noggin, Ragu, Beef Wellington, strawberry jam, mango chutney, picked onions, all complete, quantities, temperature, times. Today, scrambled eggs, and I stood at the stove, (which, as a side issue is going, useless piece of worn out junk, only 15 years old and disliked from new. That’s the stove, to be clear), eggs in hand, and mind went blank, egg, right we have a clue, what the hell else, right, ask the missus, no way. Right, what does it taste like, and the brain cell chugged over, and restored the recipe/process, after a few seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMc Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, fossil1 said: Two things about getting old.......... 1. Loosing the memory. 2. Can't remember the other. The other is forgetting how to spell "losing" correctly. 😉 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Don Fry said: Oh God, I can’t make my brain cell to make a decision. Laugh or cry. I cook, I carry hundreds of recipes in the noggin, Ragu, Beef Wellington, strawberry jam, mango chutney, picked onions, all complete, quantities, temperature, times. Today, scrambled eggs, and I stood at the stove, (which, as a side issue is going, useless piece of worn out junk, only 15 years old and disliked from new. That’s the stove, to be clear), eggs in hand, and mind went blank, egg, right we have a clue, what the hell else, right, ask the missus, no way. Right, what does it taste like, and the brain cell chugged over, and restored the recipe/process, after a few seconds. Been there, doing it and the cooker sound like mine only a lot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 In French, described as a Piano de Cuisson. Don’t be fooled. Large uselesss bit of junk. BTW, Same company wot makes AGA cookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilC57 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 6 hours ago, fossil1 said: I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Having read this thread...my favourite. The is nothing wrong with me that euthanasia wouldn't cure! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul De Tourtoulon Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernie Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 I PRODUCED THIS AS A TRIBUTE TO OUR NEW KING ERNIE 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymaz Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b00m1d2k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Sweeting 1 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 7 hours ago, cymaz said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b00m1d2k Sorry, can't see it as I'm not registered on that site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 It’s an episode of the old radio show, ‘Round the Horne’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zflyer Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Given the current drought thought you guys maybe interested in this product 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken anderson. Posted September 23, 2022 Author Share Posted September 23, 2022 the word swims spells the same upside down ........🙃 ken anderson....ne..1....one for the kids dept. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Robson Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 When I swim upside down I don't look the same! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Fry Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Eric Robson said: When I swim upside down I don't look the same! Praise the Lord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Miller Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 If I was swimming upside down they would call out the RLNI... Come to think of it, it wouldn't matter which way up I was they would still call the RLNI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kevin b Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Every time I go out I am accosted by people carrying out random poles. I think there is a pattern forming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john stones 1 - Moderator Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 What sort of poles, the telegraph type or Polish people ? 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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