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[Robert Cracknell]

The trouble with the world today is half the people can't read, half the people can't write and the other third can't add up...!

[john stones 1 - Moderator]

20 minutes ago, Robert Cracknell said:

The trouble with the world today is half the people can't read, half the people can't write and the other third can't add up...!

Filisteins, both of em.

[Peter Miller]

We are getting to the stage where it takes three people to write a report.

 

1 to read the information.

1 to write the report.

and 1 to watch the two educated ones.

[Peter Miller]

I live in a quiet country lane with beautiful views across the country side. I sometimes sit on my bed and watch the dog and child walkers   going past.  90% of them have their eyes glued to a smart phone.

 

A couple of days ago a child about 8 to 10 years old came past on his bicycle all alone. He was holding the handle bars with one hand while looking down at his smart phone which was held near his right knee and wobbling all over the road.

Assuming that he survives to adulthood (Unlikely and hopefully NOT) I would guess that he will be the one watching the two intellectuals

[J D 8]

37 minutes ago, Peter Miller said:

wobbling all over the road.

Assuming that he survives to adulthood (Unlikely and hopefully NOT) I would guess that he will be the one watching the two intellectuals

      No chance, he will be too busy looking at his phone. 

[Eric Robson]

12 hours ago, Peter Miller said:

We are getting to the stage where it takes three people to write a report.

 

1 to read the information.

1 to write the report.

and 1 to watch the two educated ones.

I think it takes more than three Peter, what about the woke's that make sure it does not offend anyone.  

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

Sorry about the quality, but it wasn't checked off by quality control,,,😆

[Paul De Tourtoulon]

[cymaz]

Where would we be without a good map ??

[Peter Jenkins]

Lost?

[cymaz]

https://youtu.be/SEkwScpE2kQ

[John Wagg]

[Peter Miller]

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

3 hours ago, Paul De Tourtoulon said:

Similar to this…https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-61541224

[J D 8]

4 hours ago, Peter Miller said:

  Puts meaning into toilet humour. 😀

[Shaun Walsh]

Just now, J D 8 said:

  Puts meaning into toilet humour. 😀

It's just a flash in the pan!

[Martin Harris - Moderator]

There’s little room for this sort of thing so should we put a lid on it?

[kevin b]

I think Pete needs to get out more often !

😁

[Peter Miller]

[Brian Cooper]

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Edited September 27, 2022 by Brian Cooper

[Brian Cooper]

Welsh speed dating.... 

 

[Peter Miller]

[Gary Manuel]

Alternative speech bubble "For heaven's sake Harold, that's the Nestles, not the Netflix"

4 minutes ago, Peter Miller said:

 

[John Tee]

Paul and Brian. I first saw that joke on the Gasgits site for ex and current British Gas engineers, me being one.

 

John

 

 

[cymaz]